Nov. 20, 2025
Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Erotic Romance by Hannah Murray
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Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! Join us while we review Stuffed. At the very least, it's educational.
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So I think I prostituted myself out this weekend. Oh, my God.
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I was telling the story to Pagel and I realized
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that there might have been an exchange of service, which I think might have
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made me a prostitute. In my defense, it was to my husband. We had
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to get Luna our new kitty. We had to get her claws clipped. Yeah.
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And he did it last time. So he was like, it's your turn. Because we
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have somebody come do it. Just because she has so many. Cause she's polydactyl.
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So we have somebody come do it. She's got so many. She's got two extra.
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She's 26 claws, guys. So many.
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But I really didn't want to go take her out there to the van.
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So I offered him a blowjob in exchange.
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And so I'm telling Pagel that story about the blowjob and just how.
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Because. So I give Dave the blowjob. We wake up in the morning, I give
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him the blowjob. Just because I want to get it over with. Yeah. Because it's
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not my favorite thing to do. Yeah. Some. Melissa loves it.
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Loves what? To give blowjobs. I love to give blowjobs.
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Melissa and I are the same. So I'm giving this blow job and then he
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finishes and I'm like, oh, spit it out. He likes you. Spit it out.
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I was like, yes. I'm over it.
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I don't. It's not. Doesn't taste good. Uh huh. Doesn't feel
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nice. Yeah. So I'm telling the story and Pagel is literally going
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to vomit. Yeah. And it was so
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funny. The thing of it is, is that you. I mean,
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if you did prostitute your services, I'm gonna go down a limit. I'm gonna
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say that I don't. Would that be prostitution? I don't think that you.
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I don't think you're into. You got to swallow it. It's part of the deal.
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Oh, it's part of the gig. If he comes in your mouth,
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you have to swallow it. I couldn't. I kept it like right at the front.
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You kept. How did you keep it at the front? Well, and then, like,
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there was some. Yeah. Didn't come inside to like,
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slurp it up in there. Yeah. And then almost.
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It almost came back out because I was.
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It was. I just. The thing of it is, is you just have to think
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of it kind of like a shot. You just, you know.
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I don't enjoy doing it.
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I know. The thing of it is, is nothing brings
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me as much joy as knowing that I am,
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like, undoing somebody's existence. You know
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what I mean? And just like, men. But he's your
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husband. Big, strong, tough men being totally
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undone. And like, the noises that they. Oh, my God.
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I. We shouldn't talk about this in a close room. It's too warm
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in here. I just. I love
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a big, strong man, like, moaning.
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It's my favorite thing ever. And, like, the things you
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can do when you're giving head, it's just not the same as, like, when you're
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having sex. I love to have sex with them. Yeah. But there's just, like,
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so many more fun things that you can do down there when you're down there
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anyways. You know what I mean? I could see your point if it's like,
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someone new, but, like, yeah,
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it's been 13 years or something. Like. Yeah, I don't.
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Well, this is. I. So I say all that. But I do have a very
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strict giving head rule. Yeah.
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Because used to be policy that every single time
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I had sex, no matter what, we would always start with head.
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That was, like, very strong rule. And the last
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man that I dated before my husband, he,
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like, it started to become just, like, where he just, like,
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expected it all the time. And, like,
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I'd be, like, sick and, like, laying on the couch, and he would come over
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and just, like, take his dick out and flop it on my face. And I
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just like, no, from that point on, I was like,
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yeah. I literally, like, from that point on, I was like,
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no, no more. I basically, like, completely retracted
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the head from his existence. And then, like,
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strategically, like, timed it. So there were certain days
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that he, like, knew for sure that he was absolutely gonna get some head.
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Cause then it kind of, like, got him out of the thing of, like,
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oh, you never give me head anymore. Cause then he was like. He could,
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like, look forward to, like, I know on Thursday, Amanda's gonna.
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And that's now how your husband looks forward to Friday. Yeah.
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You like a schedule? Well, you're so type A. This is the thing,
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though, is, like, if they have a schedule and they, like, know when they get
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it, and then when you sprinkle it in, the rest of it's, like, such a
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fun surprise. They're just. Their fucking brains are just more.
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You could just never give one like me. And then when you
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do, it's exciting. The last time Dave got one for this was Valentine's Day.
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To completion. It does go in my mouth.
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I just took completion. And I'm such
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a bitch, too. Because most of our sexual encounters Start with Dave
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getting me off first. Yeah. And then, yeah, we have
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sex. I do not the same.
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Yeah, we are the same. It's definitely
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not proportionate in terms of who is giving and
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receiving, but I don't feel bad about it because, honestly, you are so
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lucky to be married. Agreed.
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And then when I do give a blowjob, it's like, it is something I can
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use for currency because it happens so infrequently
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that I can bribe him. Sure. And then it's exciting. Yeah. No,
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I love that. Really only gets. It was Valentine's Day.
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He did get one then. But it was honestly just because I didn't want to
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have sex. Yeah. And it was Valentine's Day. Yeah. We had just showered
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and I just gave him a blow job quick. And then I got a blister
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on my lip because I was trying. I was working for it. I tried
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so hard to get it done. I'm the worst.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
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Yeah. Well, I just think that, you know, I'm not a
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quitter, and if you're going to come in my mouth and. I'm going to swallow
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it, so I'm not. There was a really fun
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term that I looked up. Did you look that one up?
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I don't know the F term.
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No, I don't think I did look that one up. I think it was called
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fletching they use. Yes, it was. I did not look that up.
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I did. Okay. But when we get to that, you can describe what it is
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because they throw in some new terms in this book. I know. I actually kind
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of felt like it was a little bit of a learning experience for me,
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and I enjoyed that. So. So this. I started this book and I was like,
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this is for Amanda. Yeah. We should just jump right in.
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Yeah, we should. All right, well, I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole.
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We are reading a Thanksgiving erotic romance by
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Hannah Murray. And this is our unwrapped episode, so there
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Look it. I really love this book. You. You loved what you read
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of it? I loved what I read of it. We had
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some technical difficulties with the Kindle Unlimited
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stuff. Yeah. And I ended up having to borrow Nicole's
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Kindle, and this is not as. Easily accessible
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of a book no, it's. No, it's Kindle Unlimited. It's the only place that you
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can read it. And I don't tell anybody. It's a secret. But I
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had to do it at work, and I only got through about 90 pages of
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the book. And it's a very short book. It's only 100. 150 pages.
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Yeah, something like 160 pages. So I'm gonna
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do the first half, and then Nicole's gonna tell me about the second half,
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and I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna react. She's gonna be so excited, and it's
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gonna be so exciting. I can't wait. I do have one
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or two issues with the first 90 pages. Okay.
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You're gonna be so thrilled to hear about them. I can't wait. Can't wait.
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I would say content warnings for this would be sexual
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content. And, like, a little.
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It's alluded to. I didn't get to this part, but I think there might be
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a little BDSM in it. Yes.
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Light. Oh, very light. Oh, that's so disappointing.
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Yes. Shoot. And I have some. I was all excited. He was my
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favor. I literally knew it was going to be him.
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I knew it. Was it the all black and the.
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Motorcycle that gave away and the fact that he's into bdsm.
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Yeah. Yeah. Like when she calls him daddy in the beginning.
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Yes. Oh, my God. When they agree that her favorite term
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is being called a toy. And I was like.
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You also loved Esme. I did. Really like Esme
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a lot. I just, like, wish that we didn't have to talk about her bush
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so much. All we do, this whole book, it doesn't get better. It just.
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There's so much conversation about her bush, which I think, like,
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must be some sort of, like, a kink. Maybe.
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He does talk about. We. We'll get there. Okay. We'll get there. We'll get
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there. All right. Well, we open up with our married couple, Esme and Tucker.
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They are on an at home date night.
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And this is the timeline for this book is
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post Covid. So these people are sort of, like,
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in the midst of reopening, so it was super annoying.
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Really. I didn't love it dates the book so much.
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Interesting, because we talk about masks a lot. We talk about COVID
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testing. Yeah. I prefer when books just pretend it didn't
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happen. Yeah. In 20 years, people are not gonna be able to read this book
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and understand. So I have the memory of, like, a goldfish.
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So Covid literally feels like it was yesterday. So 20 years from
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now, this book will still seem relevant to me. I struggled with COVID so I
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don't love reading about it. Sure. I'm a very social person, and I was completely
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isolated. Cause I was working retail. Sure. I did not like
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it. Yeah, I struggled a lot. Like, I started journaling
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because I was struggling so much with isolation. And Dave
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was thriving. Oh, my God. I'm. I'm with Dave. Same. All he
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could do. All he did was play video games. And I was so lucky.
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I was living my best goddamn life. It was.
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Oh, my God. And I don't love reading about it. The. The traffic
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during COVID Driving during. During COVID was
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such an absolute joy and pleasure. And,
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like. Yeah, I don't. Wow. I'm so sorry, honey.
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Yeah. All right, well, it sounds like you had at least one annoyance.
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So Esme's parents will be in Paris over Thanksgiving for
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a trip that they've been putting off due to Covid. And then Tucker's
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parents will be visiting his sister and her kids in Florida.
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They live in Michigan. They decide to host a friendsgiving in
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lieu of this. And we learn quickly that Esme
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and Tuck like to visit a local swingers club, and they
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haven't been since COVID So the COVID timeline is actually kind
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of relevant to, like, how all of this comes into play.
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But one of the guests is a friend of Tuck's who has
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previously participated in their sexcapades,
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which elicits an idea from Esme. Friendly Thanksgiving gang
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bang with Filth, which is an acronym for
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Friends. I'd like to Humphrey. There's a whole Filth series.
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Yeah, this is book number one of the Filth series, in case you were wondering.
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Tuck decides why fantasize when we could make it happen?
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And they agree to organize a Thanksgiving orgy.
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All the sexy conversation has our leads getting excited,
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and we get a scene. And in case you're wondering, we're still in chapter one.
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There is zero plot in this book. It's sex. Yeah.
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Just sex. Yeah. They start with Tuck going down
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on Esme, and Tuck likes to kind of, like,
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play. Like, Esme basically is like. He sets up camp down there,
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and he's just, like, going to town, and he's not really worried about her pleasure.
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He's just enjoying himself, which I also love.
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Yeah. This book literally is for you.
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It really is everything in this book. Yeah. I tell Nicole all the
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time that my husband just gets down there, and he just sets up camp.
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And I just. You know, Dave and I are. No fuss, no Muss.
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I know. Let's get it done. I'm not a very patient person. So when
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he's down there, I don't do the like whole teasing and.
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Yeah, I don't love that. Just get it done. Yeah.
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And then let's have sex. Let's get you done with. And then we're done.
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Wow, you're so efficient. Maybe you're type A.
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No, I look it if you're look
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it. If you get my clothes off, it's no holds bar. I don't know what's
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going to happen, honestly. You're a good time. We could be here for 15 minutes.
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We could be here for two hours. Who fucking knows? I think you also give
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vibes that you're a good time. You give those vibes. Oh,
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that you would you let somebody tie you up?
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You would let somebody do some stuff? Yeah.
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You give those vibes. Really? I think so. I feel like you're
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the one who gives those vibes. You're the one who gets the foot people.
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I do. I get guys who. And the gun guy.
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I know. I also. I had a tights guy.
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I get guys who want to fetishize me and then assume
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I'm going to be up for their weird fetishes. I also had a guy who
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told me that he wanted to watch me get gang banged.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know if it's so much that I give that
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or if I don't know.
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That's why I've. That's why I've got some fucking good stories. I guess
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so. Yeah. But to be honest, like, I'm up for trying anything once.
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Sure. Yeah. I mean, I am too. But I get
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much more traditional stalkers and.
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Well, yeah, traditional.
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I get the guys who want me to give them foot jobs and want
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to rip my tights and yeah. Do stuff like that.
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Yeah, you get. That's what he did. He wanted to.
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You want to mean in only tights? Yeah. And then he rips
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a hole. That is so interesting. My husband actually sincerely
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gets all like. He literally like loses conscious thought
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when I put tights on. Yeah, truly. But we've never talked about like taking
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it any further. So maybe we should ask. If you ask him. I had multiple
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tights guys. I wear a lot of tights. Oh, sure. And I have
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had multiple guys who fantasize about just the tights.
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Interesting. Yeah. Huh. I really
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love the idea of somebody ripping clothing off.
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This. I don't know. These guys have just not been. I don't
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know. I tried so okay. I'm in this. Oh, I'm sorry. You. No, you're fine.
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No, you, you. You go.
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I was just gonna say that I haven't really liked a
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guy outside of Dave. I don't like men. Sure.
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So I don't care enough about any of the men that I've been with.
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Sure. The only one I've really ever cared about is Dave.
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Yeah. I just don't like men. So trying to
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please men and give into their fan. Like, I'll try stuff because
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I might figure out what I like. Yeah. But I don't
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like them enough to want to please them.
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Sure. I also never swallowed before Dave.
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Really interesting.
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Again, I didn't care. Yeah. If they got off,
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it was not my business. See, and I think that's kind of probably the difference,
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because I did. I had to do a lot of work to decenter men in
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my life. And I did. Like, when I first was, like, having sex, they were
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like, well, then you swallow it. And I was like, all right. That's what
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he says. So that's what you do. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah.
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So my thing with, like, I just
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really like seeing. It's not exclusive to men.
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I just like to see people very undone. Sure. I think that's kind of like
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my thing. I really like when people are, like, just frantic,
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out of control. Like, I do, too, but it's like the build up.
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Yeah. I like when they need to get me out of there or they can't
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wait and they have to pull me into the bathroom. I don't care about what
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happens in there. I like when they can't. Yes. Stop themselves.
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Yes. And I'm the opposite. Yeah. I don't care. I mean,
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I love a good build up, obviously. Like delayed gratification.
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Yes. But I prefer, like, when we're in the moment.
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I know, like, I am doing this thing to this person right now and they
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are losing their minds and, like, they're never gonna forget about
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me. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It just.
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Mine remember me because I let them. Yeah. I let them do worse stuff.
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Yeah. Yours remember how good it was and mine remember
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that. I let them do cocaine out of my belly button. Right, right, right.
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And then fuck me on top of a gun. Oh, my God. Wow.
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You are a good time. Holy fuck it. I typically.
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I had a good time. I was always making sure I got off. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, back to the book
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with no plot. Yes. So they're getting on. Tuck. Yeah. You set
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up camp. So Tuck's going down on Esme. And Esme,
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she has very, very, very large
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breasts. Yes. And she has one of her nipples pierced.
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And this is a skill,
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an ability, a physical attribute that I'm incredibly jealous
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of because she can suck on her own nipple, which I just like,
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I can't. Yeah. And men fucking love that shit.
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I would love that. I can do that.
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I would love to be with a woman who could do that. Anyways,
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so he's kind of like dirty talking her. He's like, let me see you play
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with those titties. She does. He fingers her and then
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he pulls. I don't know, some kind of move, which I've done a lot of
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anal play and I've never, like, experienced this before, so I guess
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I just don't understand. But so he puts two fingers in to
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her vaginally, and then he puts one finger into her
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anally, and then he squeezes the fingers together.
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And it basically, like, makes her instantly orgasm.
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Sounds made up. But everything else in this book sounds pretty. Well,
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we never tried it. Try this and then get back to us. Okay,
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I will. I'm just like, trying to imagine myself explaining it to my husband
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who's gonna be like, okay, what?
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I just like, oh, God. Anyways,
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so she comes and then he
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basically pulls himself out of his pants and then strokes himself twice. And he comes
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on her stomach and then eventually
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on her bush a little bit. They, like, scoop it onto
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the bush. He really wants to see it on the bush. Yeah.
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And here's the thing. So Esme used
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to be a waxer. She can't shave because
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it gets, like, all angry and irritated, which, like,
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I completely understand. But with COVID she's
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not able to wax. So now she just has like a 70s style
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bush. And for like, whatever reason,
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again, I don't know, maybe it's some kind of like a kink. I don't like,
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I've never heard of it, but there's other things in this book I've never heard
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of either. But apparently this is like a hot topic. It's like
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a big deal that, like, she has a bush. We talk
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about her bush. So they talk about it all the time. He talks about it
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here. He's, like, disappointed that he was, like, so, like,
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worked up that he missed getting all of it in the
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bush. And she basically is like, well, that's okay. Like, when we have our orgy,
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we'll have, like, all five of you do it in the bush. I guess
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I just like, that is like one of the One things that I was just
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kind of like, I have a very, very tight,
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well manicured bush. I have never had anybody
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be like, oh, you have a bush. Let's talk about this. No. And every.
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Like, every man in this book that she interacts
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with is like, oh, what's with the bush? Oh, you have a bush. Oh,
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let's talk about the bush. Like, oh, you have a bush. And it's just like,
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who cares? Yeah. Men don't care. I learned.
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I used to be, like. I used to be very thorough and diligent about keeping
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things clean. Men don't care. Having a bush has
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never stopped. Yes. My husband from having sex with me. I have never
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been with a man, or a woman, for that matter, who had an issue with.
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Nope. My bush. So. Or even we go on.
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Or even brought it into conversation in any way. No,
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but we talk about it a lot. And you just have to read the book
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and take my word for it. Like, I'm not exaggerating this. Anyways,
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Tuck meets his friends for coffee to break down the offer.
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And all four of the men agree to the terms,
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and they all agree to get tested for STIs. This was such. I have a
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note here that this is so Amanda coated, because look at this. Healthy, good communication.
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No, I know. It's amazing. They talk about everything. They talk about getting tested.
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Like, if I end up in an orgy, it's going to be very unplanned.
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Yeah. And there's just gonna, all of a sudden be multiple dicks in me.
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But you're gonna talk about it. We're gonna know what's going on. Everybody's gonna be
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tested. Everybody's gonna be safe, and everybody's gonna be comfortable.
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Now, I would be for clarification,
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I have had orgies that I did just sort of slip and fall
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on somebody's dick without having any conversations about it.
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So that definitely happened. I'm not shaming
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anybody who doesn't do that, but at this stage in my life, this feels very
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nice to me. This whole thing felt very warm and fuzzy. I can picture you
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and your husband when the kids. Kids are maybe out with grandpa.
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Yeah. And you guys plan an orgy. Yeah,
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absolutely. And it would be. He would love to watch you,
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I feel, like, get pleasured. Oh, my God. Honestly, I sometimes wonder about
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that, because when I told him that I wanted to start an OnlyFans, you should
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have seen how excited he was. I think he has this thing.
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Maybe because the Tucker has this thing
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about watching other men get turned on.
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By Esme. And I could see your husband having that. This is the thing is.
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So I didn't know that this was a term,
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and I did not know that there was a difference here. So we
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could just talk about it right here. Tuck's kink is something called
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candulism, which is,
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I assumed was interchangeable with cuckold, but it's
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not. It is not. They explain that it is not. Yes, it is completely different.
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I did Google it. I went down a small rabbit hole about it because it
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was very interesting to me. Is it an actual term? Yes, it is.
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It's an emotional dynamic that is different.
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So with the cuckold, there's a lot of, like, sort of the cuckold
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just basically watching. You just get off watching. Right. But it's. It's degradation and
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like, more of, like, that kind of thing versus kangelism
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is more pride. Like, taking pride
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in the fact that. Like, that's your husband. Yeah. That's giving your
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husband. Yeah, maybe. The morning arrives and the men
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start to arrive. So we have four men who are joining.
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We have Evan and Colin. Evan and Colin
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are Tuck's friends from college. And Evan is
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in love with Colin and doesn't know that Colin is also
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in love with him until he arrives to the party. I am
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so sad that I didn't get to read that far into the book,
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but Nicole is right. This is very me coded.
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And then the other men are Jude, who is
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the man that they previously hooked up with at
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the Swingers club. And he's like a professional athlete. He's a hockey.
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I think he's a hockey player. And then the other
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guy, Spence, is also, like, a college
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friend of Tuck's.
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And Spence is the one who dresses in all black from head to toe.
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Amanda's perfect man. With the
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exception of a conversation between Tuck and Spence about
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his BDSM preferences, his limits and name
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calling. The rest of the afternoon is just pure domestic bliss. It's just them,
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okay, existing. This feels like a poor decision.
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They do talk about it. They mention it. They cook a big
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Thanksgiving dinner. They sit down and they eat a big Thanksgiving dinner before
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this seems like a bad idea. You have led you.
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That was a perfect segue into the only other issue that I have with this
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book, which is, first of all, they all smell
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like Thanksgiving dinner. Yes. I fucking can't.
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I just. I can't. Well, and I don't know if you. Because Esme
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talks about prepping, and I think you also follow Kayla Jade. She talks
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about when she has A backdoor appointment. Yeah. She is
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on clear broth. She's doing. She prepares. Yes.
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And Esme just had a full fucking Thanksgiving meal.
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Yep. And talks about how she. She. But she prepped for possible
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backdoor appointments. Yeah.
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No. And I don't even, like. Like, if I'm going
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out and I know I want to get laid at the end of the night.
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Like, back in the day. I'm pro. I'm just gonna drink. I'm gonna drink some
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clear liquids. Yeah. And I'm probably not gonna eat dinner.
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I'm not. Definitely not gonna risk a food coma. No. For sure.
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With five men. Yeah.
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Honestly, the ease at which they just navigate this day,
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she's like, oh. And like, oh, by the way. Just like, I moved
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the comforter off of the bed. And he's like, oh, why'd you do
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that? And she's like, oh, just like, less to clean and. Okay, great. Did you
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cut up those Brussels sprouts? Yeah, I'm working on. And it's just like, wow.
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Like. But they forget. Nonchalant. Yeah. But they
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forget some stuff. Like, they have a big meal. Yeah. Which they shouldn't have.
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And Jude is like, yeah. I was curious about why we were having a big
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meal. Yeah. And they were like, cut a clue dust in. That would have been
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the first thing on my mind. And then they're also like, oh, we should have
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put down, like, a mattress protector or something. Yeah. You thought
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of everything else. Yeah. Why didn't you think of these things? Maybe I
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am a little Type A. Because they feel just a little unprepared for this day.
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Sure, sure. Sure. For how prepared they are. They're a little unprepared for my liking.
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Yeah. And they fried the turkey. And I'm
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full and bloated thinking about this. It's too much. Yeah.
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Too much for me,
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especially given the marathon that poor Esme is going to go through.
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Far too much. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, she's exhausted
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after the first guy, so. Yeah. Well, they play some
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games. They play some board games. They watch a movie. It's just.
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They're all just, like, hanging out, like, totally at ease with each
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other. And in the midst of all of this, Esme is
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kind of like. She's kind of giving him a hard time. She's, like, kind of
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getting the men all sort of riled up, even though the rules are that she's
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not supposed to do that. She calls Spence daddy
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at one point. Yeah. And then, like, at another point, she kind of,
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like, gets Evan all flustered. And the men are just like, drool. They're just
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00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:59,250
falling all over themselves, which is just like, oh, my. Literally, your perfect
444
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:03,130
day. My perfect day. After dinner,
445
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,970
rather than fall into a food coma, they decide that they're gonna play Bananagrams,
446
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,530
which. I've never played this game. I can tell you right now, I would not
447
00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:14,490
deal well with the pressure, and I would probably never play it. I'm incredibly competitive,
448
00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:19,010
and if I am under a clock, I'm just not. It's not
449
00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:22,570
gonna work for me. But they decide to play a version of the game where
450
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,840
the only way that you can get points is if you use dirty words.
451
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,360
Kind of tedious to read about. Honestly, this was a
452
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,400
150 page book. A hundred pages of it.
453
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,920
Yeah. Is this. I do agree with that. You're not
454
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,960
wrong. It's not. Because this is all you read. It's not a hundred pages.
455
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,320
It's not 90 pages. Cause this is basically all you read.
456
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,840
Yeah, but we. I still have sex to get to. We got sex.
457
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,840
We got two sex scenes in 90 pages. All right, that's pretty
458
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:54,000
solid. Honestly, that's what she said. So the. The whole,
459
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,200
like, point of this is that whoever wins the game gets to
460
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,840
go first. Because this, as far as I can tell,
461
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,400
it's not actually meant as an orgy. It's meant as kind of like a conga
462
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:09,480
line, like one after the other. Which is also another thing that I'm not
463
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:15,130
super interested in. If I'm gonna have an orgy, I want them all all
464
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,410
at once. Yeah. I don't think I would want more than two men.
465
00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:23,170
Yeah, but that's just because we all just talked
466
00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:26,970
about how I don't love giving blowjobs. I don't want to have one guy do
467
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:31,010
me and then another guy, and they're all just watching and waiting for their turn.
468
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:35,450
Yeah. This sounds like gym class. I know,
469
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:39,010
But I actually do love it a lot. You do?
470
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:43,190
I do. I just, like, there's a scene in here
471
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:47,030
where Jude, like, gets her on the bed and then, like,
472
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:49,670
spreads her legs, and he's, like,
473
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:53,310
cold, and she's, like, hot. And then.
474
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:57,350
So then he pushes them farther apart. And then somebody in the room, she doesn't
475
00:29:57,850 --> 00:30:00,630
know who, just some guy in the room goes, oh, Jesus.
476
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:05,430
Like, that's. But you like the noises. Do you want to be
477
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:09,070
laying there getting God listening? Yes. And hearing
478
00:30:09,570 --> 00:30:12,260
these men, like, stroking themselves and.
479
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,860
Yes, it's making the noises, watching you.
480
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,500
It sounds like a dream come true. It could be men or women. Honestly,
481
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,140
porn was Your calling it. Missed opportunity here. Honest to God,
482
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,900
if we would have. Been younger, you and I would both be doing onlyfans.
483
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,940
There's no question about that. Yes. If I had the flexibility in
484
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,980
my life to do it now, where I could really focus in, like, hone in
485
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,220
on it and actually spend time and do it right, I would be doing it
486
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,850
now. I got permission from my husband to do it. Yeah. It is actually a
487
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:43,370
lot of work. It's not just, like, people turning on a camera and it's more
488
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:46,970
to. There's more to it than that. But anyways, they all head upstairs.
489
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:50,730
Esme and Jude start, like,
490
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:55,490
by teasing and slowly undressing Esme, eventually getting her completely naked
491
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:59,690
and then laying her back so that he can eat her out. And then
492
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:03,090
in and amongst all this, like Nicole said, the rest of the men are just
493
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:06,500
kind of, like, lined up, like, hanging out, watching.
494
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,980
I think Colin and Evan are sort of,
495
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,060
like, leaning on the edge of the bed, sort of, like mouth
496
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,620
agape. And then tuck. Her husband is
497
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:21,780
sitting casually in a corner in a chair that they specifically brought in
498
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:26,180
for this purpose so that he could have somewhere to sit and be comfortable because
499
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,020
he has to go last. That was the rule that she made. And then
500
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,620
my man Spence is just kind of, like, hanging out in the background,
501
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,140
like, being so. With his sunglasses on. And broody. Yeah, and being
502
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,900
broody and just. Yeah. So he
503
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,420
goes down on her and then has her play with her tits. And then she
504
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,500
ends up coming. And then he gets on top. And then I just,
505
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,300
like, love the scene because he's never had sex with a woman without a condom
506
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,180
on before. Yeah. Which is just like. Again, the noises I like,
507
00:31:56,340 --> 00:32:00,340
just. I can only imagine, like, how keyed
508
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,380
up he was. And so then he's starting to get like, I'm gonna come.
509
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,940
I'm gonna come. And then she's like, I can't come. I can't come.
510
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,260
Like, it's not happening. Like, she came already once. She's, like, exhausted from her
511
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,380
fried turkey. She's like, I can't do it again. And from the corner,
512
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,580
tuck is like, because she has her nipple pierced and her. Her vaginal
513
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,300
hood piercing. And so he's like, from the corner,
514
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,060
he's like, pull on the hood.
515
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,120
And Jude does. And she ends up coming. And then he comes.
516
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:37,040
And then when he pulls out of her, all of the cum, like,
517
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,480
spills out of her. That was as
518
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:45,320
far as I got. And then it's one scene, and then it's Evan's turn.
519
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,360
So it's Evan's turn. He's a golden retriever. He. Because he,
520
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,440
like, when Jude was undressing her, he, like, threw her bra or something, and Evan
521
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,340
caught it, and they. Were like, yeah, he. She threw her underwear. Yeah. And he
522
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,420
caught him and was like, is this, like, a bridesmaid thing where, like, it means
523
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,340
I'm next? Yeah. So he decides that he's going next. He's super excited, but he,
524
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,420
like, is actually falling over himself. Yeah. Tripping, all of that.
525
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,780
As he goes up to her and can't, like, undress himself. So then she's
526
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,540
like, somebody else want to go next? And Colin is
527
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,700
like, yep, me. Raises his hand. Oh, my God, I miss this
528
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,020
scene. I'm so disappointed. I'm so sad. Let's pause so I can read it.
529
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,910
Yeah. Actually, Esme is like, all right, I guess you guys could share,
530
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:33,190
because Esme and Tucker are trying to facilitate Colin
531
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:37,310
and Evan getting together. Colin takes his pants off because Evan
532
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:41,710
can't fucking do anything. Yeah. Colin gets undressed, and he has the Prince
533
00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:45,430
Albert so pierced. Yep. Stop. Colin with
534
00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,990
his glasses. As he's pushing his glasses up his nose, has his cock pierced.
535
00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:52,870
Esme is elated, needs to feel it.
536
00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:57,110
So she starts licking and playing with him. What's Evan
537
00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:01,190
doing? Trying to undress himself. He's still trying to undress himself. I think so.
538
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:05,230
I'm not sure. Wow. Pull it together, Evan. So then Esme says
539
00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:08,510
that she wants Colin to fuck her while she
540
00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:12,510
sucks on Evan's. Oh, I love that idea. But she.
541
00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:16,870
She's like, all right, Colin, I'm gonna lay down on the bed, and you'll get
542
00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:19,430
on top of me. And Evan is like, wouldn't it be easier if you were
543
00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:23,240
doggy style? And she's like, not the way I do it. Oh, interesting. So she
544
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:26,160
lays on her back with her head laying off of the mattress.
545
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,160
Oh, yes. Yeah. So it must be pretty high. And then
546
00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:34,240
Colin starts to fuck her, and he cannot help himself.
547
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,119
He just basically jackhammers her. And they're like, bro,
548
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:41,280
slow down. And he's like, I cannot slow down. Yeah. So then she's like,
549
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,640
okay, I need you to stop for a second so I can get situated with
550
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:47,880
Evan. Yeah, so she gets situated with Evan and tries to, like, get a rhythm
551
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:52,349
there. So she's lying back on the bed. Yep. And Colin's fucking her.
552
00:34:52,849 --> 00:34:56,229
Colin is fucking her. And she has managed. Now she's sucking on Evan's dick.
553
00:34:56,729 --> 00:35:00,669
Yep. Okay. Is. How's Evan feeling? Evan is super enjoying it.
554
00:35:01,169 --> 00:35:04,628
He's super both him and Evan and Colin are, like, making eye contact while
555
00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:07,949
they're. Oh, my God. While they're fucking Esme.
556
00:35:08,269 --> 00:35:11,429
Oh, my God. I missed this scene. So then Colin
557
00:35:11,929 --> 00:35:15,900
says he's close. Evan is not there. So Evan pulls his
558
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,180
cock out and starts to jerk himself off and maintaining
559
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,340
eye contact with Colin. And Esme is playing with his balls. Yes. Oh, my God.
560
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,540
Esme's playing with his balls. Goddess Esme. Yes. And Esme's
561
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,660
very focused on coordinating this scene, so she's not getting much out of it.
562
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,020
Who does when a man's just, like, jackhammering? You sure?
563
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:39,500
Because Evan is stroking himself and he and Colin
564
00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:43,100
want to come together. So then Colin pulls
565
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,900
out and they both are just jerking themselves off.
566
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:49,660
Wow. And they come together on top of Esme. Wow.
567
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,380
They don't touch each other? I don't think so. Maybe they touch arms or something,
568
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,380
but they don't touch. Sure. Yeah. Well. Dang. Yep.
569
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:02,660
Then Colin, like, goes to bring Esme a washcloth and Spencer
570
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,660
comes in and is like, leave it. You wanted to be a naughty girl and
571
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,830
get yourself covered in Cummings. Oh, my God.
572
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,910
What? You're gonna leave it there? Oh, my God.
573
00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:16,550
Spence. Yeah. What are you doing?
574
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:19,910
This is a long scene. That's amazing. Yeah. That was a short scene. This is
575
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:24,229
a longer scene. Okay. And I didn't super recap
576
00:36:24,729 --> 00:36:28,070
it well. The Colin and Evan one or the Spencer? No, the Spencer one.
577
00:36:28,710 --> 00:36:31,590
This is the one I was the most excited for. I know. I'm gonna try.
578
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:35,070
You literally just started the scene with him not washing off
579
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,930
the other guy's sperm? Yes. Can you fuck? Did you.
580
00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:42,650
What? Yes. I need all of the details. I want you to pull it out
581
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:46,610
of your memory archives. Yeah. And provide all of the details. Well,
582
00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:49,810
so he makes her call him Daddy. She calls
583
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,890
him Daddy. Like, every sentence, like, yes, Daddy. He tells her
584
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:56,850
that she needs to be punished. But first he kisses her.
585
00:36:57,330 --> 00:37:00,730
She tries to take control during the kiss. Okay. So he
586
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:04,760
stops her and tells her that it's time for her to be punished. He bends
587
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:08,520
her over the bed and she actually.
588
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,040
She says that she is a little nervous and is almost. She's about
589
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:16,320
to call it. But then she sees Tucker watching her and how into
590
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,720
it he is. And she's like, now she's super turned on.
591
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,160
She's kind of bossy. Yes. We didn't really talk about
592
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:26,280
that in the first, like, scene with her and Tuck.
593
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,880
She is definitely more in charge than him. Yes.
594
00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:33,780
Like, he's kind of just like, there for the ride. She knows exactly
595
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,100
he's there to pleasure her. Yes. She knows exactly what to say to him.
596
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,940
She knows exactly how to ask for what she wants. Like, all of the things.
597
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:45,060
So I can imagine, like, that, like, dynamic switch would
598
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,500
be, like, uncomfortable. Yeah, for sure. So he tells
599
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,660
her that he's gonna spank her and she needs to count. He spanks her four
600
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,820
times. She only counts two of them. And then he stops spanking her
601
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,230
and sticks both of her thumbs. Both of his thumbs
602
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:04,750
inside of her and, like, pulled her apart. Oh.
603
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:08,270
And then he removes one of them.
604
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,030
So one thumb is still in her vagina. Yeah.
605
00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:15,150
The other one he, like, plays with her asshole.
606
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:19,350
He tells her that he is going to take her ass, but first he needs
607
00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:23,470
to finish her punishment because she didn't finish. She could all force.
608
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,530
Oh. So she got four spankings, but she only counted. She only counted two.
609
00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:30,890
Sure. So then is this an ass cheek spanking or is this.
610
00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:34,410
Okay. Yep. She's red. I'm going to be bruised.
611
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:38,130
Sure. Yes. Okay. So then he continues
612
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:42,050
spanking her. Sure. This scene, though, is. You might have really
613
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:46,010
liked it. You didn't like it? You seem uncomfortable.
614
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,250
Well, Spencer's like, I need the lube. And Tucker's like, I got
615
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,500
you, buddy. Mm. And goes and gets the lube and breaks it to them.
616
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:56,340
And then Tucker's just very there. Yeah. To be like, what do
617
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,460
you need? I. I gotcha. I got you guys. Don't move. I got it.
618
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:03,460
Yeah, yeah. It. You didn't like that? Well. Oh, this is.
619
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,860
Yeah. So he hits a lube and, like, is squirting lube all over her.
620
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,580
Okay. And then starts fingering her ass.
621
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:14,660
She wants to come. She wants something.
622
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:18,640
And he says, Tucker can
623
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,760
use a toy on her. So Tucker is like, I got it. I'll go get
624
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,840
it. Okay. Tucker goes and gets the toy fencer is fingering her ass, and Tucker
625
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,680
uses, like, one of those vibrating things on
626
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,800
her clit. Okay, so Tucker is involved here.
627
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,200
Tucker is involved. Yes. Oh, okay. So she's still, like, bent over.
628
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,440
She hasn't orgasmed again? No. Since Jude.
629
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:45,130
Correct. She only had those two orgasms. What are Evan and Colin doing right now?
630
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:48,650
They went to go clean up. Evan got in the shower, and Colin was gonna
631
00:39:49,150 --> 00:39:51,530
go check on him. Oh, my God. Are we gonna get a scene between Colin
632
00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:55,930
and Evan? I do not, unfortunately. What? I know, but Tucker
633
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:59,370
has the toy on her clit. Yeah. Spencer starts fucking her ass.
634
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:03,210
Esme is begging for something to be. She's on her knees.
635
00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:06,370
Yes. And he's fucking her from behind. And somehow so
636
00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:10,050
Tuck is like. Yes. Underneath her somehow. Yes. Okay.
637
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:14,010
I'm pretty positive. Because then she's begging for something to be in
638
00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:17,090
her pussy. So Spencer, while in her ass,
639
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:21,210
maneuvers it. So he's under her. So he's,
640
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,930
like, laying down. Okay. She's facing away from him. Oh, sure.
641
00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:29,810
Getting her ass fucked. Okay. And then Tucker
642
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:33,490
comes and fucks her pussy. So she's getting double.
643
00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:37,120
Double penetration. Sure. Okay. Tucker knows that she's not able
644
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:41,080
to come unless she has some stimulation. So Spencer agrees to let Tucker also rub
645
00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:44,960
her clit. So she comes. He asks Spencer permission.
646
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:48,760
Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. She comes.
647
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,280
Tucker comes inside her. Spencer's still fucking her ass.
648
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,960
Oh, really? Yes. I thought that he wasn't.
649
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,680
Okay. All right. Well, I didn't. I'm not there. Spencer's still fucking her ass.
650
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,850
I'm not the keeper of the rules, but Tucker was supposed to be the last
651
00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:06,850
one to come inside her. Yeah. So I'm just saying. Well, Spencer does not come
652
00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:10,730
inside her. That's what I'm saying. Spencer is still her ass. He's not
653
00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:14,970
there yet. Evan and Colin come in, and now they've been watching. And Jude.
654
00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:18,730
Oh, and they're all jerking off. Jude has been. We're gonna get
655
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:23,170
the bush come, aren't we? Yeah, Jude's been. Jude's ready to go. And Tucker
656
00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:26,810
says to come on Esme. Yeah. So he comes up and comes out Esme.
657
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay. And then Colin and Evan are both there. Okay. So they also come
658
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,400
on Esme. Okay. And then Spencer pulls out and also comes on Esme.
659
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:38,320
Oh, so they have all come on her. And he put a condom on before
660
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:41,480
he fudged her. Yes, he did put a condom on. Yeah. That was. Those were
661
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,040
also in the rules. Yes, they could. They don't need a condom unless they're fucking
662
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,720
her ass. Yeah. So he takes the condom off and comes. Yeah, I. He might.
663
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:52,920
I. Yes, that must be it. Yeah. Okay. We get much more detailed when Nicole
664
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:53,760
tells the stories.
665
00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:00,500
It's much more chaotic, but. So everybody
666
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,260
finishes. Tucker carries Esme into the bathroom. She's super sore.
667
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,020
He puts her in the bathtub. I can't imagine. She's, like, done.
668
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,260
She's dead. The guys kind of are hanging out. They don't know what
669
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,180
to do next. This is their first orgy. So Tucker comes down as, like,
670
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,300
hey, like, you guys want to chill and watch a movie? Whatever. If you want
671
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,140
to stay the night, I got three pounds of bacon in the morning. Yeah.
672
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,800
Tucker washes Esme in the bath,
673
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,400
and then she's so tired and so sore that she can't even be spooned to
674
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:33,240
sleep. Yep. Because her. Her ass is so sore. Oh,
675
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:36,880
shoot. I know. So then Tucker goes down, they hang out. She orgasm again.
676
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,320
Yeah, she orgasmed before Tucker did. Okay. He rubs her clit and she
677
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:45,400
does. Yeah. Okay. That's right. Sorry. Yep. So they all just chill
678
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,240
the rest of the night. Domestic bliss. And then we get an epilogue.
679
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:53,440
One year later. They are having an orgy free Thanksgiving all together.
680
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:57,250
Oh, but they're all with other people. Sure. And at the end of the book.
681
00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:01,010
Are Evan and Colin together? At the end of the book, Hannah Murray tells us
682
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:04,250
to tune in for the next book to see if Evan and Colin get together.
683
00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:08,170
So. Okay, we're assuming that maybe.
684
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:12,090
Wow. What a wild ride, huh?
685
00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:15,610
Yeah. Shoot. I'm so sad that I have to wait until the next book.
686
00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:18,410
I know. I almost, like, want to read it just so I can know.
687
00:43:19,290 --> 00:43:22,800
I do think they have the next book. Oh. So I think
688
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,520
it is. I think you'd just be able to. It's not gonna be like me.
689
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,720
Where I had to. I bet each of them have a book. Yeah. In the
690
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:32,760
filth series. That makes sense. Yeah. Because Jude. I think it's Jude.
691
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:36,680
Jude. How does end up with his assistant? Okay, so maybe it must be.
692
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,040
Maybe it's. Spencer is going to like his family's
693
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,720
house and there are like two young girls that are going to be there.
694
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,280
Sure. I don't know. I think Jude says something
695
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:52,040
because Esme compliments Jude's pants. Yes. And then he's
696
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:54,680
like, oh, my assistant picked out. And she's like, oh, he did a really good
697
00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:58,400
job. And then he gets all nervous and is like, she. And. Yeah. Her name
698
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,360
is Bryce. And. Yes. So I feel like they're gonna end up together. Yeah.
699
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:06,280
Right. And then Evan and Colin will end up together. And then. Yeah, Spence must.
700
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,600
Am I missing one? That's all of them. Yeah. Can I tell you something I
701
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:13,200
liked about this one? I liked that they're not like, in a relationship with each
702
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:16,940
other. Yeah. Because they're always. Are always in a
703
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,100
relationship with each other. And I like that. It's just like a bunch of adults
704
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,780
who are like, hey, look, I want to have sex with many people at one
705
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,500
time. You would like to have sex with many people at one time. We'd all
706
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,060
like to watch people having sex with many people at one time. Let's just do
707
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,940
that. Yeah. You know, and I really like that. I kind of feel like
708
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,100
you could get your husband on board with this type of an arrangement. I just
709
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,500
don't know if I could. You don't think so? I don't. I feel like he
710
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,400
would enjoy watching you. I know. I think that he would, too, but I
711
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:48,640
don't think that he would want somebody else to touch me. Yeah. Dave either.
712
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,920
Yeah. I think that that is kind of where he would draw
713
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:56,240
the line. Yeah. Dave's super. Not. He's the least jealous guy,
714
00:44:56,740 --> 00:45:00,280
but it's because he knows that I'm his. My husband is not jealous at all
715
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:03,800
either. But I think for him, it's like. I think he's a little bit
716
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:08,400
of a traditionalist where it's like, we are together and there is nobody else.
717
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,920
And, like, my body is my body and your body is your body and,
718
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:15,340
like, nobody else touches your body. Like, my body is Dave's body.
719
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,420
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Anytime I, like, try to keep Dave
720
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,580
from touching me, he. Like that. That's mine. You can't
721
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,580
tell me what I can and can't touch on mine. Wow. I hate that for
722
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,900
you. I know. Fudgeing horrific. And Dave is so much bigger.
723
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:33,900
Yeah. So I can't do much. You do. We did come up with a safe
724
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,100
word for when I'm like, I'm not fucking playing.
725
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,180
Like, I'm not being like, no, stop it. Yeah. Like, that's enough.
726
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,180
Yeah. So we did have to. And I use it, like, probably daily because
727
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,380
I. Wow. I had enough. A lot.
728
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:52,300
I know. Wow. Poor date. He's a pretty
729
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,260
happy, satisfied guy, though. He's. I made him breakfast and gave him a blow
730
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,700
job. He's living his best life. I don't feel bad for him at all.
731
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,020
I feel bad for you. I. The. Literally,
732
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:07,220
don't anybody. If we're not explicitly doing an activity
733
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,100
that requires us to touch. Don't touch me. Yeah. I can't fucking
734
00:46:11,670 --> 00:46:15,550
handle it. It's like my dogs. Both of my dogs are Australian cattle
735
00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:19,590
dog mixes. They fucking heard me all over my fucking house. They're always,
736
00:46:20,090 --> 00:46:23,550
like, pushing on my fucking ankles and bossing me around. And my fudgeing
737
00:46:24,050 --> 00:46:26,790
kids are always, like, wanting to talk to me and tell me stories while I'm
738
00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:30,910
trying to use the bathroom. And, like, it just. Everybody just stop fucking
739
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:35,030
touching me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like, stimulation overload.
740
00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:39,150
And I just. Like, I'm not for it. And, like, I just can't imagine somebody
741
00:46:39,650 --> 00:46:43,530
just manhandling me all the time. Honestly, it just sounds. Exhaust is
742
00:46:44,030 --> 00:46:47,170
exhausting. I feel for you. It is.
743
00:46:47,670 --> 00:46:50,970
Truly. I know. Yeah. Well, there was a really fun word that came
744
00:46:51,470 --> 00:46:54,930
up. Yes. When they were playing their Bananagrams and they were.
745
00:46:55,170 --> 00:46:59,090
Yeah. Was it felching? Is it felching? Is that the word? I think so.
746
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,290
Okay. I'm gonna. I have to do it in private.
747
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:08,010
Because I don't want it to anything in private. I'm watching porn.
748
00:47:08,510 --> 00:47:10,610
I'm doing everything just on my regular brows. I don't want it to come up
749
00:47:11,110 --> 00:47:14,640
in my. My for you page. All right.
750
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,200
Felching is. I just want you to peggle.
751
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,400
Maybe you should pluck your ears. This is going to be terrible for you.
752
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,160
Fouching is a sexual act that involves sucking or licking semen from a partner's
753
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:31,040
anus. So that's what felching is.
754
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,880
I didn't know that there was a term for that. So that's interesting.
755
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,570
I have a lot of stories and I've done some stuff, but I don't
756
00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:44,130
do stuff like that. You could not get
757
00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:47,370
me. I don't know. I guess that was.
758
00:47:47,770 --> 00:47:51,090
Wow. You did a really good job of saying that there is no way
759
00:47:51,590 --> 00:47:55,410
in hell that you would try that. So. No. Would I maybe allow somebody to
760
00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:59,450
do that to me? But I would not. I'm not.
761
00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:02,970
Yeah. I just told you guys, I don't fucking swallow. I spit.
762
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:06,820
So. Yeah. There's no way I'm gonna be. I have never pudding
763
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:11,020
come in my mouth. I just like. I don't trust that my skills are
764
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,420
strong enough for me to be able to physically actually be able to suck.
765
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:18,060
Getting something out of somebody's butthole. Like, are you kidding
766
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,860
me? I just. Like.
767
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:26,820
It'S a fucking vacuum. We've talked about that in the past. If you put something
768
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,420
up there that doesn't have a base on it, you're. Never getting it back out
769
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,610
of there. I can't imagine then trying to suck liquid out of there.
770
00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:37,850
Like, it's just. Well. And honestly, especially today
771
00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:42,170
after Esme is not prepared. Yes. Right. A hundred percent.
772
00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:45,330
That's risky. You maybe would need a straw.
773
00:48:45,830 --> 00:48:48,450
I wonder if they do it with a straw. Should I ask Google if it's
774
00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:52,410
done with a straw? Yeah. Or is it just sincerely like that?
775
00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:55,970
Sucking that. Yeah. Hard. Maybe it's like
776
00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:59,370
what I said about how there's like a straw drinking that you gotta slurp.
777
00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:03,530
It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
778
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,730
So. Look at you, Paigo. The more you
779
00:49:08,230 --> 00:49:10,090
know. Yeah. Ta da.
780
00:49:11,930 --> 00:49:14,810
I just feel like it was so. Informative, you know,
781
00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:18,970
we learned a lot of new terms. Yeah. I will say that
782
00:49:19,470 --> 00:49:21,930
for this being a smutty book, I'm gonna say this the nicest way possible,
783
00:49:22,810 --> 00:49:26,010
because I really did enjoy the book as, like, on the whole,
784
00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:30,010
I don't super feel like the sex scenes
785
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:33,490
were that sexy. No, I did not get turned on.
786
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:36,930
Yeah. So I don't know if I'm just becoming desensitized
787
00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:40,450
because of all of the stuff that we read. I thought that for a while,
788
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:45,010
but then I got so fucking revved up during the Lucy score books,
789
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,690
and those were vanilla, so I don't. I think it just depends on the
790
00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,420
writing. Yeah, I agree. It needs to be. Yeah, but like this,
791
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,380
like I was telling you, when Spence is fucking her ass,
792
00:49:56,460 --> 00:50:00,020
and then Tucker's like, what do you need, man? I gotcha. You. You need
793
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,900
a towel. You need a washcloth. I gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That took me
794
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,139
out of it. It's literally. It's like a referee getting you stuff. I don't.
795
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:12,300
Yeah. Cuckold. Yeah. The one thing that I did
796
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,820
not like was like. So she and Jude have sex.
797
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:20,430
Evan is bumbling around this guy, and Tuck
798
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,590
is in the corner, and she, like, is, like, laying there.
799
00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:27,830
I think Jude pulls out and comes on her.
800
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:31,750
Or does he come inside her? I don't remember. He comes inside her and then.
801
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,269
That's right. He comes inside her and then she. He, like, pulls out and,
802
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:39,150
like, all of the cum, like, spills out of her. And then she, like,
803
00:50:39,650 --> 00:50:42,870
is, like, laying there waiting for Evan, and she, like, looks over at Tuck
804
00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:46,730
and is like, I love you, husband. And he's like, I love you,
805
00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:51,010
wife. And it's like, in this moment, I would like to pretend that we are
806
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:55,130
not married. Yeah. Yes, agreed.
807
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:58,170
Although I would never say to my husband,
808
00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,730
I love you, husband. No, like,
809
00:51:01,369 --> 00:51:04,890
but that was kind of like the one thing I didn't like. We should update
810
00:51:05,390 --> 00:51:09,250
our spice rating. We should change it. Okay. Maybe our spice rating
811
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:13,000
is how turned on we got. I like that. Maybe we do that instead.
812
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:16,880
Yes. For level. Yeah. Not graphic. It's how turned on we get. Yes,
813
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,560
I like that. Should we change it? That's good. We can do it. We can
814
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:24,280
do whatever. We want to start fucking podcast. Yes. That is gonna change my rating.
815
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,360
Okay, so we have to
816
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,560
talk about. Oh, Hannah Murray. Did you find some stuff about
817
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:35,480
her? No. You couldn't even find her book anywhere. Okay,
818
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,080
so Hannah Murray's website, she has a. It says, who am I? And then
819
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:43,310
her first sentence is, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. And then
820
00:51:43,390 --> 00:51:46,670
it's four. It's four long paragraphs, so it's not short
821
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:50,750
and sweet. You can find her online@hannah murray.net.
822
00:51:51,310 --> 00:51:53,950
she has the filth Ever after series.
823
00:51:54,350 --> 00:51:57,470
She has going deep series. Whatever Lola wants.
824
00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:01,550
Snowbound Getting lucky treat in her service sharing
825
00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:06,190
Shane Feast, the sadist and the brat Starved stuffed
826
00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:09,190
in his hands. Goldie and the Bears. Just a little crush. Show me something good.
827
00:52:09,690 --> 00:52:13,750
Sharing his submissive. She's got a ton of books. Sunsee and Satisfaction
828
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:18,190
Guaranteed, the Shame Game and Santa Daddy. And then there
829
00:52:18,690 --> 00:52:21,630
is a second page as well with more books. So she's got quite a few
830
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:25,830
books. These all read like novellas to me. I'm guessing it's
831
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:29,830
all just kind of this sort of format. Yeah. So we want to
832
00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:34,030
think pagel, as always, for letting us use her green
833
00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:38,510
room and for hanging out with us. Today because her facial expressions.
834
00:52:39,010 --> 00:52:42,590
Yeah. What a joy. Honestly. You can find us online
835
00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:46,390
at Plottarts Pod for most social medias. And then
836
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:50,430
we are@booksletspodcast.com which
837
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:53,870
links to all of our social medias. We just haven't updated our website name yet.
838
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,990
So let's go ahead and jump into ratings. Spice level.
839
00:52:57,630 --> 00:53:01,150
Okay. Spice level. I'm gonna give this, like a three. A three.
840
00:53:01,390 --> 00:53:05,070
Because you got mildly turned on. I got mildly turned on by this.
841
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:08,590
Yes. I didn't get real turned on,
842
00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:11,550
but I wasn't dry, so I'll give it a two.
843
00:53:12,110 --> 00:53:14,110
You weren't dry. Wow.
844
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:20,030
All right. Because sometimes I feel like I read something that's so cringy and
845
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:24,020
I, like, dry up. Oh, sure. This isn't
846
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:27,380
suckling on your. Like,
847
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,900
suckling milk. Like suckling milk. Yeah. That I.
848
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:36,660
Tried right up spice frequency.
849
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:40,820
This is a smutty book. So I would give it a five. Yes. I also
850
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,180
gave it a five. Pros. Pros.
851
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:47,740
Honestly, I would probably give this a five. I feel like it's
852
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:51,770
really well written. I didn't really. No.
853
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:55,330
And there were. I guess I just didn't. Maybe I just didn't like how it
854
00:53:55,830 --> 00:53:59,090
was written. Sure. Like the style. I gave it a three. Well, it's in third
855
00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:02,810
person. Yeah. And that was part of the problem. It was like third
856
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:06,610
person omnipresent, where sometimes we'd be. It wasn't like
857
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:10,490
in third person. I can handle when it's one chapter is still from somebody's perspective
858
00:54:10,970 --> 00:54:14,250
or the whole book is from one person's or nobody's. Sure.
859
00:54:14,330 --> 00:54:18,660
This was like, randomly. We'd get Tucker's thoughts. Or we'd randomly get Esme's
860
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,660
thoughts. Sure. Really? It was only Those two. Yeah. But it
861
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,540
could be one paragraph to another. It was from somebody else's perspective. Yeah. And it
862
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,180
doesn't say. I just feel like grammatically development
863
00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:34,140
of like, I don't know,
864
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:37,860
sentences. I wouldn't quantify this the same way that I would
865
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,580
quantify some other smutty books that I've read by a landslide. Sure.
866
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,980
Like, we're not. But I would say for a smutty book,
867
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:48,740
I would say that this is a very well written smutty book for being nothing
868
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:52,180
but a smutty book. Sure. I'm sticking with my three.
869
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,620
Yeah. I love Storyline. Storyline. I'm gonna give it
870
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,980
a four. I'm still mad that they ate first.
871
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:03,260
Me fucking too. So. But everything else about it
872
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I do like. Again, I have to go back to. I really like. We don't
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get a lot of these where it's just like adults having casual
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fun, which is like the way that sex should be. Most reverse harems,
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which is part of the reason why they're so hard to like. Like is
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like, it's for men who are completely obsessed and would,
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like, burn the whole world down for, like one.
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Woman and those around. Yeah. And like,
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those I love. Don't get me wrong. I love those too. But I
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just think, like, nice change. Yeah. I just think, like, sometimes, like, it doesn't
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have to be that deep. I just didn't. I didn't like how they ate.
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I didn't like referencing Covid. I don't like them all waiting their turn.
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It felt very awkward for me, so. I gave it a 3 overall.
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Well, I didn't finish the book. So.
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Take these ratings from Amanda with a grain of salt. Yeah, that's so
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true. I'm going to give. Overall. I'm going to give this three
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and a half. I'm gonna give it three and a half. I gave it a
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three. Oh, wow. Okay. Would you indulge
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or abstain? I'm gonna stay abstain. I'm gonna say indulge because
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I think it's fun. It's a fast read. I realized
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I didn't finish it, but I literally started it at like 10 o' clock this
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morning. And I was doing it while I was at work and I was
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incredibly busy today, so I read it in like five minute intervals.
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Yeah. So the fact that I got through 90 pages with
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how much stuff I had to do today is, like, pretty incredible. Anyway, so,
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yeah, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say indulge. I think it's fun. I think it's
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a little bit of a unique twist on, like, the whole reverse harem or like,
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why choose or whatever. I don't think we ever got to the bottom of which
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is which on that. No. All right. Well, thanks for joining
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us. Join us next time as we continue through the next month.
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Here, we'll have some more holiday books. I sent a couple to Nicole,
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one of them. We might do another Katie Roberts book, which would be. We definitely
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have to. Are we going to. Okay. Yeah. So join us next time for that.
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I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole. And we are Pot Tarts. Bye.
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So I think I prostituted myself out this weekend. Oh, my God.
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I was telling the story to Pagel and I realized
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that there might have been an exchange of service, which I think might have
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made me a prostitute. In my defense, it was to my husband. We had
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to get Luna our new kitty. We had to get her claws clipped. Yeah.
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And he did it last time. So he was like, it's your turn. Because we
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have somebody come do it. Just because she has so many. Cause she's polydactyl.
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So we have somebody come do it. She's got so many. She's got two extra.
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She's 26 claws, guys. So many.
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But I really didn't want to go take her out there to the van.
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So I offered him a blowjob in exchange.
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And so I'm telling Pagel that story about the blowjob and just how.
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Because. So I give Dave the blowjob. We wake up in the morning, I give
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him the blowjob. Just because I want to get it over with. Yeah. Because it's
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not my favorite thing to do. Yeah. Some. Melissa loves it.
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Loves what? To give blowjobs. I love to give blowjobs.
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Melissa and I are the same. So I'm giving this blow job and then he
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finishes and I'm like, oh, spit it out. He likes you. Spit it out.
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I was like, yes. I'm over it.
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I don't. It's not. Doesn't taste good. Uh huh. Doesn't feel
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nice. Yeah. So I'm telling the story and Pagel is literally going
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to vomit. Yeah. And it was so
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funny. The thing of it is, is that you. I mean,
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if you did prostitute your services, I'm gonna go down a limit. I'm gonna
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say that I don't. Would that be prostitution? I don't think that you.
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I don't think you're into. You got to swallow it. It's part of the deal.
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Oh, it's part of the gig. If he comes in your mouth,
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you have to swallow it. I couldn't. I kept it like right at the front.
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You kept. How did you keep it at the front? Well, and then, like,
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there was some. Yeah. Didn't come inside to like,
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slurp it up in there. Yeah. And then almost.
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It almost came back out because I was.
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It was. I just. The thing of it is, is you just have to think
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of it kind of like a shot. You just, you know.
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I don't enjoy doing it.
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I know. The thing of it is, is nothing brings
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me as much joy as knowing that I am,
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like, undoing somebody's existence. You know
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what I mean? And just like, men. But he's your
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husband. Big, strong, tough men being totally
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undone. And like, the noises that they. Oh, my God.
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I. We shouldn't talk about this in a close room. It's too warm
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in here. I just. I love
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a big, strong man, like, moaning.
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It's my favorite thing ever. And, like, the things you
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can do when you're giving head, it's just not the same as, like, when you're
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having sex. I love to have sex with them. Yeah. But there's just, like,
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so many more fun things that you can do down there when you're down there
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anyways. You know what I mean? I could see your point if it's like,
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someone new, but, like, yeah,
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it's been 13 years or something. Like. Yeah, I don't.
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Well, this is. I. So I say all that. But I do have a very
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strict giving head rule. Yeah.
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Because used to be policy that every single time
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I had sex, no matter what, we would always start with head.
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That was, like, very strong rule. And the last
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man that I dated before my husband, he,
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like, it started to become just, like, where he just, like,
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expected it all the time. And, like,
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I'd be, like, sick and, like, laying on the couch, and he would come over
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and just, like, take his dick out and flop it on my face. And I
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just like, no, from that point on, I was like,
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yeah. I literally, like, from that point on, I was like,
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no, no more. I basically, like, completely retracted
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the head from his existence. And then, like,
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strategically, like, timed it. So there were certain days
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that he, like, knew for sure that he was absolutely gonna get some head.
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Cause then it kind of, like, got him out of the thing of, like,
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oh, you never give me head anymore. Cause then he was like. He could,
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like, look forward to, like, I know on Thursday, Amanda's gonna.
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And that's now how your husband looks forward to Friday. Yeah.
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You like a schedule? Well, you're so type A. This is the thing,
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though, is, like, if they have a schedule and they, like, know when they get
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it, and then when you sprinkle it in, the rest of it's, like, such a
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fun surprise. They're just. Their fucking brains are just more.
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You could just never give one like me. And then when you
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do, it's exciting. The last time Dave got one for this was Valentine's Day.
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To completion. It does go in my mouth.
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I just took completion. And I'm such
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a bitch, too. Because most of our sexual encounters Start with Dave
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getting me off first. Yeah. And then, yeah, we have
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sex. I do not the same.
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Yeah, we are the same. It's definitely
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not proportionate in terms of who is giving and
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receiving, but I don't feel bad about it because, honestly, you are so
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lucky to be married. Agreed.
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And then when I do give a blowjob, it's like, it is something I can
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use for currency because it happens so infrequently
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that I can bribe him. Sure. And then it's exciting. Yeah. No,
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I love that. Really only gets. It was Valentine's Day.
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He did get one then. But it was honestly just because I didn't want to
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have sex. Yeah. And it was Valentine's Day. Yeah. We had just showered
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and I just gave him a blow job quick. And then I got a blister
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on my lip because I was trying. I was working for it. I tried
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so hard to get it done. I'm the worst.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
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Yeah. Well, I just think that, you know, I'm not a
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quitter, and if you're going to come in my mouth and. I'm going to swallow
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it, so I'm not. There was a really fun
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term that I looked up. Did you look that one up?
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I don't know the F term.
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No, I don't think I did look that one up. I think it was called
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fletching they use. Yes, it was. I did not look that up.
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I did. Okay. But when we get to that, you can describe what it is
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because they throw in some new terms in this book. I know. I actually kind
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of felt like it was a little bit of a learning experience for me,
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and I enjoyed that. So. So this. I started this book and I was like,
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this is for Amanda. Yeah. We should just jump right in.
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Yeah, we should. All right, well, I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole.
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And we are plot tarts. We read, recap, and review smutty books. Let us help
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you decide if this book should stay on your tbr. What are we reading today?
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We are reading a Thanksgiving erotic romance by
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Hannah Murray. And this is our unwrapped episode, so there
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will be spoilers ahead. If you would like more wrapped episodes, let us
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know on social media and support our smutty little podcast.
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Look it. I really love this book. You. You loved what you read
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of it? I loved what I read of it. We had
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some technical difficulties with the Kindle Unlimited
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stuff. Yeah. And I ended up having to borrow Nicole's
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Kindle, and this is not as. Easily accessible
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of a book no, it's. No, it's Kindle Unlimited. It's the only place that you
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can read it. And I don't tell anybody. It's a secret. But I
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had to do it at work, and I only got through about 90 pages of
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the book. And it's a very short book. It's only 100. 150 pages.
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Yeah, something like 160 pages. So I'm gonna
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do the first half, and then Nicole's gonna tell me about the second half,
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and I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna react. She's gonna be so excited, and it's
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gonna be so exciting. I can't wait. I do have one
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or two issues with the first 90 pages. Okay.
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You're gonna be so thrilled to hear about them. I can't wait. Can't wait.
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I would say content warnings for this would be sexual
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content. And, like, a little.
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It's alluded to. I didn't get to this part, but I think there might be
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a little BDSM in it. Yes.
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Light. Oh, very light. Oh, that's so disappointing.
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Yes. Shoot. And I have some. I was all excited. He was my
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favor. I literally knew it was going to be him.
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I knew it. Was it the all black and the.
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Motorcycle that gave away and the fact that he's into bdsm.
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Yeah. Yeah. Like when she calls him daddy in the beginning.
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Yes. Oh, my God. When they agree that her favorite term
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is being called a toy. And I was like.
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You also loved Esme. I did. Really like Esme
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a lot. I just, like, wish that we didn't have to talk about her bush
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so much. All we do, this whole book, it doesn't get better. It just.
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There's so much conversation about her bush, which I think, like,
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must be some sort of, like, a kink. Maybe.
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He does talk about. We. We'll get there. Okay. We'll get there. We'll get
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there. All right. Well, we open up with our married couple, Esme and Tucker.
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They are on an at home date night.
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And this is the timeline for this book is
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post Covid. So these people are sort of, like,
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in the midst of reopening, so it was super annoying.
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Really. I didn't love it dates the book so much.
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Interesting, because we talk about masks a lot. We talk about COVID
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testing. Yeah. I prefer when books just pretend it didn't
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happen. Yeah. In 20 years, people are not gonna be able to read this book
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and understand. So I have the memory of, like, a goldfish.
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So Covid literally feels like it was yesterday. So 20 years from
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now, this book will still seem relevant to me. I struggled with COVID so I
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don't love reading about it. Sure. I'm a very social person, and I was completely
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isolated. Cause I was working retail. Sure. I did not like
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it. Yeah, I struggled a lot. Like, I started journaling
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because I was struggling so much with isolation. And Dave
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was thriving. Oh, my God. I'm. I'm with Dave. Same. All he
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could do. All he did was play video games. And I was so lucky.
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I was living my best goddamn life. It was.
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Oh, my God. And I don't love reading about it. The. The traffic
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during COVID Driving during. During COVID was
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such an absolute joy and pleasure. And,
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like. Yeah, I don't. Wow. I'm so sorry, honey.
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Yeah. All right, well, it sounds like you had at least one annoyance.
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So Esme's parents will be in Paris over Thanksgiving for
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a trip that they've been putting off due to Covid. And then Tucker's
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parents will be visiting his sister and her kids in Florida.
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They live in Michigan. They decide to host a friendsgiving in
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lieu of this. And we learn quickly that Esme
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and Tuck like to visit a local swingers club, and they
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haven't been since COVID So the COVID timeline is actually kind
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of relevant to, like, how all of this comes into play.
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But one of the guests is a friend of Tuck's who has
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previously participated in their sexcapades,
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which elicits an idea from Esme. Friendly Thanksgiving gang
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bang with Filth, which is an acronym for
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Friends. I'd like to Humphrey. There's a whole Filth series.
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Yeah, this is book number one of the Filth series, in case you were wondering.
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Tuck decides why fantasize when we could make it happen?
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And they agree to organize a Thanksgiving orgy.
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All the sexy conversation has our leads getting excited,
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and we get a scene. And in case you're wondering, we're still in chapter one.
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There is zero plot in this book. It's sex. Yeah.
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Just sex. Yeah. They start with Tuck going down
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on Esme, and Tuck likes to kind of, like,
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play. Like, Esme basically is like. He sets up camp down there,
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and he's just, like, going to town, and he's not really worried about her pleasure.
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He's just enjoying himself, which I also love.
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Yeah. This book literally is for you.
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It really is everything in this book. Yeah. I tell Nicole all the
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time that my husband just gets down there, and he just sets up camp.
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And I just. You know, Dave and I are. No fuss, no Muss.
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I know. Let's get it done. I'm not a very patient person. So when
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he's down there, I don't do the like whole teasing and.
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Yeah, I don't love that. Just get it done. Yeah.
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And then let's have sex. Let's get you done with. And then we're done.
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Wow, you're so efficient. Maybe you're type A.
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No, I look it if you're look
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it. If you get my clothes off, it's no holds bar. I don't know what's
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going to happen, honestly. You're a good time. We could be here for 15 minutes.
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We could be here for two hours. Who fucking knows? I think you also give
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vibes that you're a good time. You give those vibes. Oh,
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that you would you let somebody tie you up?
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You would let somebody do some stuff? Yeah.
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You give those vibes. Really? I think so. I feel like you're
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the one who gives those vibes. You're the one who gets the foot people.
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I do. I get guys who. And the gun guy.
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I know. I also. I had a tights guy.
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I get guys who want to fetishize me and then assume
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I'm going to be up for their weird fetishes. I also had a guy who
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told me that he wanted to watch me get gang banged.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know if it's so much that I give that
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or if I don't know.
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That's why I've. That's why I've got some fucking good stories. I guess
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so. Yeah. But to be honest, like, I'm up for trying anything once.
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Sure. Yeah. I mean, I am too. But I get
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much more traditional stalkers and.
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Well, yeah, traditional.
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I get the guys who want me to give them foot jobs and want
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to rip my tights and yeah. Do stuff like that.
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Yeah, you get. That's what he did. He wanted to.
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You want to mean in only tights? Yeah. And then he rips
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a hole. That is so interesting. My husband actually sincerely
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gets all like. He literally like loses conscious thought
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when I put tights on. Yeah, truly. But we've never talked about like taking
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it any further. So maybe we should ask. If you ask him. I had multiple
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tights guys. I wear a lot of tights. Oh, sure. And I have
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had multiple guys who fantasize about just the tights.
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Interesting. Yeah. Huh. I really
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love the idea of somebody ripping clothing off.
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This. I don't know. These guys have just not been. I don't
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know. I tried so okay. I'm in this. Oh, I'm sorry. You. No, you're fine.
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No, you, you. You go.
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I was just gonna say that I haven't really liked a
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guy outside of Dave. I don't like men. Sure.
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So I don't care enough about any of the men that I've been with.
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Sure. The only one I've really ever cared about is Dave.
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Yeah. I just don't like men. So trying to
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please men and give into their fan. Like, I'll try stuff because
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I might figure out what I like. Yeah. But I don't
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like them enough to want to please them.
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Sure. I also never swallowed before Dave.
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Really interesting.
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Again, I didn't care. Yeah. If they got off,
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it was not my business. See, and I think that's kind of probably the difference,
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because I did. I had to do a lot of work to decenter men in
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my life. And I did. Like, when I first was, like, having sex, they were
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like, well, then you swallow it. And I was like, all right. That's what
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he says. So that's what you do. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah.
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So my thing with, like, I just
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really like seeing. It's not exclusive to men.
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I just like to see people very undone. Sure. I think that's kind of like
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my thing. I really like when people are, like, just frantic,
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out of control. Like, I do, too, but it's like the build up.
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Yeah. I like when they need to get me out of there or they can't
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wait and they have to pull me into the bathroom. I don't care about what
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happens in there. I like when they can't. Yes. Stop themselves.
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Yes. And I'm the opposite. Yeah. I don't care. I mean,
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I love a good build up, obviously. Like delayed gratification.
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Yes. But I prefer, like, when we're in the moment.
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I know, like, I am doing this thing to this person right now and they
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are losing their minds and, like, they're never gonna forget about
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me. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It just.
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Mine remember me because I let them. Yeah. I let them do worse stuff.
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Yeah. Yours remember how good it was and mine remember
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that. I let them do cocaine out of my belly button. Right, right, right.
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And then fuck me on top of a gun. Oh, my God. Wow.
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You are a good time. Holy fuck it. I typically.
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I had a good time. I was always making sure I got off. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, back to the book
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with no plot. Yes. So they're getting on. Tuck. Yeah. You set
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up camp. So Tuck's going down on Esme. And Esme,
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she has very, very, very large
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breasts. Yes. And she has one of her nipples pierced.
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And this is a skill,
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an ability, a physical attribute that I'm incredibly jealous
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of because she can suck on her own nipple, which I just like,
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I can't. Yeah. And men fucking love that shit.
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I would love that. I can do that.
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I would love to be with a woman who could do that. Anyways,
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so he's kind of like dirty talking her. He's like, let me see you play
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with those titties. She does. He fingers her and then
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he pulls. I don't know, some kind of move, which I've done a lot of
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anal play and I've never, like, experienced this before, so I guess
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I just don't understand. But so he puts two fingers in to
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her vaginally, and then he puts one finger into her
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anally, and then he squeezes the fingers together.
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And it basically, like, makes her instantly orgasm.
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Sounds made up. But everything else in this book sounds pretty. Well,
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we never tried it. Try this and then get back to us. Okay,
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I will. I'm just like, trying to imagine myself explaining it to my husband
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who's gonna be like, okay, what?
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I just like, oh, God. Anyways,
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so she comes and then he
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basically pulls himself out of his pants and then strokes himself twice. And he comes
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on her stomach and then eventually
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on her bush a little bit. They, like, scoop it onto
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the bush. He really wants to see it on the bush. Yeah.
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And here's the thing. So Esme used
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to be a waxer. She can't shave because
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it gets, like, all angry and irritated, which, like,
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I completely understand. But with COVID she's
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not able to wax. So now she just has like a 70s style
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bush. And for like, whatever reason,
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again, I don't know, maybe it's some kind of like a kink. I don't like,
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I've never heard of it, but there's other things in this book I've never heard
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of either. But apparently this is like a hot topic. It's like
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a big deal that, like, she has a bush. We talk
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about her bush. So they talk about it all the time. He talks about it
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here. He's, like, disappointed that he was, like, so, like,
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worked up that he missed getting all of it in the
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bush. And she basically is like, well, that's okay. Like, when we have our orgy,
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we'll have, like, all five of you do it in the bush. I guess
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I just like, that is like one of the One things that I was just
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kind of like, I have a very, very tight,
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well manicured bush. I have never had anybody
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be like, oh, you have a bush. Let's talk about this. No. And every.
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Like, every man in this book that she interacts
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with is like, oh, what's with the bush? Oh, you have a bush. Oh,
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let's talk about the bush. Like, oh, you have a bush. And it's just like,
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who cares? Yeah. Men don't care. I learned.
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I used to be, like. I used to be very thorough and diligent about keeping
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things clean. Men don't care. Having a bush has
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never stopped. Yes. My husband from having sex with me. I have never
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been with a man, or a woman, for that matter, who had an issue with.
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Nope. My bush. So. Or even we go on.
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Or even brought it into conversation in any way. No,
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but we talk about it a lot. And you just have to read the book
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and take my word for it. Like, I'm not exaggerating this. Anyways,
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Tuck meets his friends for coffee to break down the offer.
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And all four of the men agree to the terms,
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and they all agree to get tested for STIs. This was such. I have a
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note here that this is so Amanda coated, because look at this. Healthy, good communication.
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No, I know. It's amazing. They talk about everything. They talk about getting tested.
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Like, if I end up in an orgy, it's going to be very unplanned.
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Yeah. And there's just gonna, all of a sudden be multiple dicks in me.
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But you're gonna talk about it. We're gonna know what's going on. Everybody's gonna be
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tested. Everybody's gonna be safe, and everybody's gonna be comfortable.
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Now, I would be for clarification,
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I have had orgies that I did just sort of slip and fall
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on somebody's dick without having any conversations about it.
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So that definitely happened. I'm not shaming
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anybody who doesn't do that, but at this stage in my life, this feels very
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nice to me. This whole thing felt very warm and fuzzy. I can picture you
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and your husband when the kids. Kids are maybe out with grandpa.
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Yeah. And you guys plan an orgy. Yeah,
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absolutely. And it would be. He would love to watch you,
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I feel, like, get pleasured. Oh, my God. Honestly, I sometimes wonder about
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that, because when I told him that I wanted to start an OnlyFans, you should
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have seen how excited he was. I think he has this thing.
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Maybe because the Tucker has this thing
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about watching other men get turned on.
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By Esme. And I could see your husband having that. This is the thing is.
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So I didn't know that this was a term,
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and I did not know that there was a difference here. So we
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could just talk about it right here. Tuck's kink is something called
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candulism, which is,
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I assumed was interchangeable with cuckold, but it's
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not. It is not. They explain that it is not. Yes, it is completely different.
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I did Google it. I went down a small rabbit hole about it because it
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was very interesting to me. Is it an actual term? Yes, it is.
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It's an emotional dynamic that is different.
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So with the cuckold, there's a lot of, like, sort of the cuckold
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just basically watching. You just get off watching. Right. But it's. It's degradation and
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like, more of, like, that kind of thing versus kangelism
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is more pride. Like, taking pride
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in the fact that. Like, that's your husband. Yeah. That's giving your
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husband. Yeah, maybe. The morning arrives and the men
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start to arrive. So we have four men who are joining.
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We have Evan and Colin. Evan and Colin
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are Tuck's friends from college. And Evan is
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in love with Colin and doesn't know that Colin is also
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in love with him until he arrives to the party. I am
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so sad that I didn't get to read that far into the book,
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but Nicole is right. This is very me coded.
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And then the other men are Jude, who is
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the man that they previously hooked up with at
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the Swingers club. And he's like a professional athlete. He's a hockey.
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I think he's a hockey player. And then the other
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guy, Spence, is also, like, a college
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friend of Tuck's.
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And Spence is the one who dresses in all black from head to toe.
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Amanda's perfect man. With the
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exception of a conversation between Tuck and Spence about
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his BDSM preferences, his limits and name
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calling. The rest of the afternoon is just pure domestic bliss. It's just them,
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okay, existing. This feels like a poor decision.
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They do talk about it. They mention it. They cook a big
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Thanksgiving dinner. They sit down and they eat a big Thanksgiving dinner before
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this seems like a bad idea. You have led you.
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That was a perfect segue into the only other issue that I have with this
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book, which is, first of all, they all smell
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like Thanksgiving dinner. Yes. I fucking can't.
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I just. I can't. Well, and I don't know if you. Because Esme
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talks about prepping, and I think you also follow Kayla Jade. She talks
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about when she has A backdoor appointment. Yeah. She is
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on clear broth. She's doing. She prepares. Yes.
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And Esme just had a full fucking Thanksgiving meal.
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Yep. And talks about how she. She. But she prepped for possible
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backdoor appointments. Yeah.
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No. And I don't even, like. Like, if I'm going
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out and I know I want to get laid at the end of the night.
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00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:59,690
Like, back in the day. I'm pro. I'm just gonna drink. I'm gonna drink some
412
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:03,490
clear liquids. Yeah. And I'm probably not gonna eat dinner.
413
00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:07,170
I'm not. Definitely not gonna risk a food coma. No. For sure.
414
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:10,050
With five men. Yeah.
415
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:14,300
Honestly, the ease at which they just navigate this day,
416
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,900
she's like, oh. And like, oh, by the way. Just like, I moved
417
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,780
the comforter off of the bed. And he's like, oh, why'd you do
418
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,060
that? And she's like, oh, just like, less to clean and. Okay, great. Did you
419
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,820
cut up those Brussels sprouts? Yeah, I'm working on. And it's just like, wow.
420
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:33,100
Like. But they forget. Nonchalant. Yeah. But they
421
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,260
forget some stuff. Like, they have a big meal. Yeah. Which they shouldn't have.
422
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,860
And Jude is like, yeah. I was curious about why we were having a big
423
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,100
meal. Yeah. And they were like, cut a clue dust in. That would have been
424
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,580
the first thing on my mind. And then they're also like, oh, we should have
425
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,860
put down, like, a mattress protector or something. Yeah. You thought
426
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,900
of everything else. Yeah. Why didn't you think of these things? Maybe I
427
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,900
am a little Type A. Because they feel just a little unprepared for this day.
428
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,060
Sure, sure. Sure. For how prepared they are. They're a little unprepared for my liking.
429
00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:04,780
Yeah. And they fried the turkey. And I'm
430
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,260
full and bloated thinking about this. It's too much. Yeah.
431
00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,020
Too much for me,
432
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,860
especially given the marathon that poor Esme is going to go through.
433
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:19,740
Far too much. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, she's exhausted
434
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,020
after the first guy, so. Yeah. Well, they play some
435
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,230
games. They play some board games. They watch a movie. It's just.
436
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,990
They're all just, like, hanging out, like, totally at ease with each
437
00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:35,630
other. And in the midst of all of this, Esme is
438
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:39,550
kind of like. She's kind of giving him a hard time. She's, like, kind of
439
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:43,030
getting the men all sort of riled up, even though the rules are that she's
440
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,990
not supposed to do that. She calls Spence daddy
441
00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:50,710
at one point. Yeah. And then, like, at another point, she kind of,
442
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:54,910
like, gets Evan all flustered. And the men are just like, drool. They're just
443
00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:59,250
falling all over themselves, which is just like, oh, my. Literally, your perfect
444
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:03,130
day. My perfect day. After dinner,
445
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,970
rather than fall into a food coma, they decide that they're gonna play Bananagrams,
446
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,530
which. I've never played this game. I can tell you right now, I would not
447
00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:14,490
deal well with the pressure, and I would probably never play it. I'm incredibly competitive,
448
00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:19,010
and if I am under a clock, I'm just not. It's not
449
00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:22,570
gonna work for me. But they decide to play a version of the game where
450
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,840
the only way that you can get points is if you use dirty words.
451
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,360
Kind of tedious to read about. Honestly, this was a
452
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,400
150 page book. A hundred pages of it.
453
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,920
Yeah. Is this. I do agree with that. You're not
454
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,960
wrong. It's not. Because this is all you read. It's not a hundred pages.
455
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,320
It's not 90 pages. Cause this is basically all you read.
456
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,840
Yeah, but we. I still have sex to get to. We got sex.
457
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,840
We got two sex scenes in 90 pages. All right, that's pretty
458
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:54,000
solid. Honestly, that's what she said. So the. The whole,
459
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,200
like, point of this is that whoever wins the game gets to
460
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,840
go first. Because this, as far as I can tell,
461
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,400
it's not actually meant as an orgy. It's meant as kind of like a conga
462
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:09,480
line, like one after the other. Which is also another thing that I'm not
463
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:15,130
super interested in. If I'm gonna have an orgy, I want them all all
464
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,410
at once. Yeah. I don't think I would want more than two men.
465
00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:23,170
Yeah, but that's just because we all just talked
466
00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:26,970
about how I don't love giving blowjobs. I don't want to have one guy do
467
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:31,010
me and then another guy, and they're all just watching and waiting for their turn.
468
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:35,450
Yeah. This sounds like gym class. I know,
469
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:39,010
But I actually do love it a lot. You do?
470
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:43,190
I do. I just, like, there's a scene in here
471
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:47,030
where Jude, like, gets her on the bed and then, like,
472
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:49,670
spreads her legs, and he's, like,
473
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:53,310
cold, and she's, like, hot. And then.
474
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:57,350
So then he pushes them farther apart. And then somebody in the room, she doesn't
475
00:29:57,850 --> 00:30:00,630
know who, just some guy in the room goes, oh, Jesus.
476
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:05,430
Like, that's. But you like the noises. Do you want to be
477
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:09,070
laying there getting God listening? Yes. And hearing
478
00:30:09,570 --> 00:30:12,260
these men, like, stroking themselves and.
479
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,860
Yes, it's making the noises, watching you.
480
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,500
It sounds like a dream come true. It could be men or women. Honestly,
481
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,140
porn was Your calling it. Missed opportunity here. Honest to God,
482
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,900
if we would have. Been younger, you and I would both be doing onlyfans.
483
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,940
There's no question about that. Yes. If I had the flexibility in
484
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,980
my life to do it now, where I could really focus in, like, hone in
485
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,220
on it and actually spend time and do it right, I would be doing it
486
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,850
now. I got permission from my husband to do it. Yeah. It is actually a
487
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:43,370
lot of work. It's not just, like, people turning on a camera and it's more
488
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:46,970
to. There's more to it than that. But anyways, they all head upstairs.
489
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:50,730
Esme and Jude start, like,
490
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:55,490
by teasing and slowly undressing Esme, eventually getting her completely naked
491
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:59,690
and then laying her back so that he can eat her out. And then
492
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:03,090
in and amongst all this, like Nicole said, the rest of the men are just
493
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:06,500
kind of, like, lined up, like, hanging out, watching.
494
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,980
I think Colin and Evan are sort of,
495
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,060
like, leaning on the edge of the bed, sort of, like mouth
496
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,620
agape. And then tuck. Her husband is
497
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:21,780
sitting casually in a corner in a chair that they specifically brought in
498
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:26,180
for this purpose so that he could have somewhere to sit and be comfortable because
499
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,020
he has to go last. That was the rule that she made. And then
500
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,620
my man Spence is just kind of, like, hanging out in the background,
501
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:37,140
like, being so. With his sunglasses on. And broody. Yeah, and being
502
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,900
broody and just. Yeah. So he
503
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,420
goes down on her and then has her play with her tits. And then she
504
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,500
ends up coming. And then he gets on top. And then I just,
505
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,300
like, love the scene because he's never had sex with a woman without a condom
506
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,180
on before. Yeah. Which is just like. Again, the noises I like,
507
00:31:56,340 --> 00:32:00,340
just. I can only imagine, like, how keyed
508
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,380
up he was. And so then he's starting to get like, I'm gonna come.
509
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,940
I'm gonna come. And then she's like, I can't come. I can't come.
510
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,260
Like, it's not happening. Like, she came already once. She's, like, exhausted from her
511
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,380
fried turkey. She's like, I can't do it again. And from the corner,
512
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:20,580
tuck is like, because she has her nipple pierced and her. Her vaginal
513
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,300
hood piercing. And so he's like, from the corner,
514
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,060
he's like, pull on the hood.
515
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,120
And Jude does. And she ends up coming. And then he comes.
516
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:37,040
And then when he pulls out of her, all of the cum, like,
517
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,480
spills out of her. That was as
518
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:45,320
far as I got. And then it's one scene, and then it's Evan's turn.
519
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,360
So it's Evan's turn. He's a golden retriever. He. Because he,
520
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,440
like, when Jude was undressing her, he, like, threw her bra or something, and Evan
521
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,340
caught it, and they. Were like, yeah, he. She threw her underwear. Yeah. And he
522
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,420
caught him and was like, is this, like, a bridesmaid thing where, like, it means
523
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,340
I'm next? Yeah. So he decides that he's going next. He's super excited, but he,
524
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,420
like, is actually falling over himself. Yeah. Tripping, all of that.
525
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,780
As he goes up to her and can't, like, undress himself. So then she's
526
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,540
like, somebody else want to go next? And Colin is
527
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,700
like, yep, me. Raises his hand. Oh, my God, I miss this
528
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,020
scene. I'm so disappointed. I'm so sad. Let's pause so I can read it.
529
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,910
Yeah. Actually, Esme is like, all right, I guess you guys could share,
530
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:33,190
because Esme and Tucker are trying to facilitate Colin
531
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:37,310
and Evan getting together. Colin takes his pants off because Evan
532
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:41,710
can't fucking do anything. Yeah. Colin gets undressed, and he has the Prince
533
00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:45,430
Albert so pierced. Yep. Stop. Colin with
534
00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,990
his glasses. As he's pushing his glasses up his nose, has his cock pierced.
535
00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:52,870
Esme is elated, needs to feel it.
536
00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:57,110
So she starts licking and playing with him. What's Evan
537
00:33:57,610 --> 00:34:01,190
doing? Trying to undress himself. He's still trying to undress himself. I think so.
538
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:05,230
I'm not sure. Wow. Pull it together, Evan. So then Esme says
539
00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:08,510
that she wants Colin to fuck her while she
540
00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:12,510
sucks on Evan's. Oh, I love that idea. But she.
541
00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:16,870
She's like, all right, Colin, I'm gonna lay down on the bed, and you'll get
542
00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:19,430
on top of me. And Evan is like, wouldn't it be easier if you were
543
00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:23,240
doggy style? And she's like, not the way I do it. Oh, interesting. So she
544
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:26,160
lays on her back with her head laying off of the mattress.
545
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,160
Oh, yes. Yeah. So it must be pretty high. And then
546
00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:34,240
Colin starts to fuck her, and he cannot help himself.
547
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,119
He just basically jackhammers her. And they're like, bro,
548
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:41,280
slow down. And he's like, I cannot slow down. Yeah. So then she's like,
549
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,640
okay, I need you to stop for a second so I can get situated with
550
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:47,880
Evan. Yeah, so she gets situated with Evan and tries to, like, get a rhythm
551
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:52,349
there. So she's lying back on the bed. Yep. And Colin's fucking her.
552
00:34:52,849 --> 00:34:56,229
Colin is fucking her. And she has managed. Now she's sucking on Evan's dick.
553
00:34:56,729 --> 00:35:00,669
Yep. Okay. Is. How's Evan feeling? Evan is super enjoying it.
554
00:35:01,169 --> 00:35:04,628
He's super both him and Evan and Colin are, like, making eye contact while
555
00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:07,949
they're. Oh, my God. While they're fucking Esme.
556
00:35:08,269 --> 00:35:11,429
Oh, my God. I missed this scene. So then Colin
557
00:35:11,929 --> 00:35:15,900
says he's close. Evan is not there. So Evan pulls his
558
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,180
cock out and starts to jerk himself off and maintaining
559
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,340
eye contact with Colin. And Esme is playing with his balls. Yes. Oh, my God.
560
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,540
Esme's playing with his balls. Goddess Esme. Yes. And Esme's
561
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,660
very focused on coordinating this scene, so she's not getting much out of it.
562
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,020
Who does when a man's just, like, jackhammering? You sure?
563
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:39,500
Because Evan is stroking himself and he and Colin
564
00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:43,100
want to come together. So then Colin pulls
565
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,900
out and they both are just jerking themselves off.
566
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:49,660
Wow. And they come together on top of Esme. Wow.
567
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,380
They don't touch each other? I don't think so. Maybe they touch arms or something,
568
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,380
but they don't touch. Sure. Yeah. Well. Dang. Yep.
569
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:02,660
Then Colin, like, goes to bring Esme a washcloth and Spencer
570
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,660
comes in and is like, leave it. You wanted to be a naughty girl and
571
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,830
get yourself covered in Cummings. Oh, my God.
572
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,910
What? You're gonna leave it there? Oh, my God.
573
00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:16,550
Spence. Yeah. What are you doing?
574
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:19,910
This is a long scene. That's amazing. Yeah. That was a short scene. This is
575
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:24,229
a longer scene. Okay. And I didn't super recap
576
00:36:24,729 --> 00:36:28,070
it well. The Colin and Evan one or the Spencer? No, the Spencer one.
577
00:36:28,710 --> 00:36:31,590
This is the one I was the most excited for. I know. I'm gonna try.
578
00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:35,070
You literally just started the scene with him not washing off
579
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,930
the other guy's sperm? Yes. Can you fuck? Did you.
580
00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:42,650
What? Yes. I need all of the details. I want you to pull it out
581
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:46,610
of your memory archives. Yeah. And provide all of the details. Well,
582
00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:49,810
so he makes her call him Daddy. She calls
583
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,890
him Daddy. Like, every sentence, like, yes, Daddy. He tells her
584
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:56,850
that she needs to be punished. But first he kisses her.
585
00:36:57,330 --> 00:37:00,730
She tries to take control during the kiss. Okay. So he
586
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:04,760
stops her and tells her that it's time for her to be punished. He bends
587
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:08,520
her over the bed and she actually.
588
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,040
She says that she is a little nervous and is almost. She's about
589
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:16,320
to call it. But then she sees Tucker watching her and how into
590
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,720
it he is. And she's like, now she's super turned on.
591
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,160
She's kind of bossy. Yes. We didn't really talk about
592
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:26,280
that in the first, like, scene with her and Tuck.
593
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,880
She is definitely more in charge than him. Yes.
594
00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:33,780
Like, he's kind of just like, there for the ride. She knows exactly
595
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,100
he's there to pleasure her. Yes. She knows exactly what to say to him.
596
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,940
She knows exactly how to ask for what she wants. Like, all of the things.
597
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:45,060
So I can imagine, like, that, like, dynamic switch would
598
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,500
be, like, uncomfortable. Yeah, for sure. So he tells
599
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,660
her that he's gonna spank her and she needs to count. He spanks her four
600
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,820
times. She only counts two of them. And then he stops spanking her
601
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,230
and sticks both of her thumbs. Both of his thumbs
602
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:04,750
inside of her and, like, pulled her apart. Oh.
603
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:08,270
And then he removes one of them.
604
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,030
So one thumb is still in her vagina. Yeah.
605
00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:15,150
The other one he, like, plays with her asshole.
606
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:19,350
He tells her that he is going to take her ass, but first he needs
607
00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:23,470
to finish her punishment because she didn't finish. She could all force.
608
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,530
Oh. So she got four spankings, but she only counted. She only counted two.
609
00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:30,890
Sure. So then is this an ass cheek spanking or is this.
610
00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:34,410
Okay. Yep. She's red. I'm going to be bruised.
611
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:38,130
Sure. Yes. Okay. So then he continues
612
00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:42,050
spanking her. Sure. This scene, though, is. You might have really
613
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:46,010
liked it. You didn't like it? You seem uncomfortable.
614
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,250
Well, Spencer's like, I need the lube. And Tucker's like, I got
615
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,500
you, buddy. Mm. And goes and gets the lube and breaks it to them.
616
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:56,340
And then Tucker's just very there. Yeah. To be like, what do
617
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,460
you need? I. I gotcha. I got you guys. Don't move. I got it.
618
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:03,460
Yeah, yeah. It. You didn't like that? Well. Oh, this is.
619
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,860
Yeah. So he hits a lube and, like, is squirting lube all over her.
620
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,580
Okay. And then starts fingering her ass.
621
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:14,660
She wants to come. She wants something.
622
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:18,640
And he says, Tucker can
623
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,760
use a toy on her. So Tucker is like, I got it. I'll go get
624
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,840
it. Okay. Tucker goes and gets the toy fencer is fingering her ass, and Tucker
625
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,680
uses, like, one of those vibrating things on
626
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,800
her clit. Okay, so Tucker is involved here.
627
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,200
Tucker is involved. Yes. Oh, okay. So she's still, like, bent over.
628
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,440
She hasn't orgasmed again? No. Since Jude.
629
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:45,130
Correct. She only had those two orgasms. What are Evan and Colin doing right now?
630
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:48,650
They went to go clean up. Evan got in the shower, and Colin was gonna
631
00:39:49,150 --> 00:39:51,530
go check on him. Oh, my God. Are we gonna get a scene between Colin
632
00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:55,930
and Evan? I do not, unfortunately. What? I know, but Tucker
633
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:59,370
has the toy on her clit. Yeah. Spencer starts fucking her ass.
634
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:03,210
Esme is begging for something to be. She's on her knees.
635
00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:06,370
Yes. And he's fucking her from behind. And somehow so
636
00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:10,050
Tuck is like. Yes. Underneath her somehow. Yes. Okay.
637
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:14,010
I'm pretty positive. Because then she's begging for something to be in
638
00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:17,090
her pussy. So Spencer, while in her ass,
639
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:21,210
maneuvers it. So he's under her. So he's,
640
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:24,930
like, laying down. Okay. She's facing away from him. Oh, sure.
641
00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:29,810
Getting her ass fucked. Okay. And then Tucker
642
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:33,490
comes and fucks her pussy. So she's getting double.
643
00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:37,120
Double penetration. Sure. Okay. Tucker knows that she's not able
644
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:41,080
to come unless she has some stimulation. So Spencer agrees to let Tucker also rub
645
00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:44,960
her clit. So she comes. He asks Spencer permission.
646
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:48,760
Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. She comes.
647
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,280
Tucker comes inside her. Spencer's still fucking her ass.
648
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,960
Oh, really? Yes. I thought that he wasn't.
649
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,680
Okay. All right. Well, I didn't. I'm not there. Spencer's still fucking her ass.
650
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:02,850
I'm not the keeper of the rules, but Tucker was supposed to be the last
651
00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:06,850
one to come inside her. Yeah. So I'm just saying. Well, Spencer does not come
652
00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:10,730
inside her. That's what I'm saying. Spencer is still her ass. He's not
653
00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:14,970
there yet. Evan and Colin come in, and now they've been watching. And Jude.
654
00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:18,730
Oh, and they're all jerking off. Jude has been. We're gonna get
655
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:23,170
the bush come, aren't we? Yeah, Jude's been. Jude's ready to go. And Tucker
656
00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:26,810
says to come on Esme. Yeah. So he comes up and comes out Esme.
657
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay. And then Colin and Evan are both there. Okay. So they also come
658
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,400
on Esme. Okay. And then Spencer pulls out and also comes on Esme.
659
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:38,320
Oh, so they have all come on her. And he put a condom on before
660
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:41,480
he fudged her. Yes, he did put a condom on. Yeah. That was. Those were
661
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,040
also in the rules. Yes, they could. They don't need a condom unless they're fucking
662
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,720
her ass. Yeah. So he takes the condom off and comes. Yeah, I. He might.
663
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:52,920
I. Yes, that must be it. Yeah. Okay. We get much more detailed when Nicole
664
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:53,760
tells the stories.
665
00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:00,500
It's much more chaotic, but. So everybody
666
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,260
finishes. Tucker carries Esme into the bathroom. She's super sore.
667
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,020
He puts her in the bathtub. I can't imagine. She's, like, done.
668
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,260
She's dead. The guys kind of are hanging out. They don't know what
669
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,180
to do next. This is their first orgy. So Tucker comes down as, like,
670
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,300
hey, like, you guys want to chill and watch a movie? Whatever. If you want
671
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,140
to stay the night, I got three pounds of bacon in the morning. Yeah.
672
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,800
Tucker washes Esme in the bath,
673
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,400
and then she's so tired and so sore that she can't even be spooned to
674
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:33,240
sleep. Yep. Because her. Her ass is so sore. Oh,
675
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:36,880
shoot. I know. So then Tucker goes down, they hang out. She orgasm again.
676
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,320
Yeah, she orgasmed before Tucker did. Okay. He rubs her clit and she
677
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:45,400
does. Yeah. Okay. That's right. Sorry. Yep. So they all just chill
678
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,240
the rest of the night. Domestic bliss. And then we get an epilogue.
679
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:53,440
One year later. They are having an orgy free Thanksgiving all together.
680
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:57,250
Oh, but they're all with other people. Sure. And at the end of the book.
681
00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:01,010
Are Evan and Colin together? At the end of the book, Hannah Murray tells us
682
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:04,250
to tune in for the next book to see if Evan and Colin get together.
683
00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:08,170
So. Okay, we're assuming that maybe.
684
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:12,090
Wow. What a wild ride, huh?
685
00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:15,610
Yeah. Shoot. I'm so sad that I have to wait until the next book.
686
00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:18,410
I know. I almost, like, want to read it just so I can know.
687
00:43:19,290 --> 00:43:22,800
I do think they have the next book. Oh. So I think
688
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,520
it is. I think you'd just be able to. It's not gonna be like me.
689
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,720
Where I had to. I bet each of them have a book. Yeah. In the
690
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:32,760
filth series. That makes sense. Yeah. Because Jude. I think it's Jude.
691
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:36,680
Jude. How does end up with his assistant? Okay, so maybe it must be.
692
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,040
Maybe it's. Spencer is going to like his family's
693
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,720
house and there are like two young girls that are going to be there.
694
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,280
Sure. I don't know. I think Jude says something
695
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:52,040
because Esme compliments Jude's pants. Yes. And then he's
696
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:54,680
like, oh, my assistant picked out. And she's like, oh, he did a really good
697
00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:58,400
job. And then he gets all nervous and is like, she. And. Yeah. Her name
698
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,360
is Bryce. And. Yes. So I feel like they're gonna end up together. Yeah.
699
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:06,280
Right. And then Evan and Colin will end up together. And then. Yeah, Spence must.
700
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,600
Am I missing one? That's all of them. Yeah. Can I tell you something I
701
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:13,200
liked about this one? I liked that they're not like, in a relationship with each
702
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:16,940
other. Yeah. Because they're always. Are always in a
703
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,100
relationship with each other. And I like that. It's just like a bunch of adults
704
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,780
who are like, hey, look, I want to have sex with many people at one
705
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,500
time. You would like to have sex with many people at one time. We'd all
706
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,060
like to watch people having sex with many people at one time. Let's just do
707
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,940
that. Yeah. You know, and I really like that. I kind of feel like
708
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,100
you could get your husband on board with this type of an arrangement. I just
709
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,500
don't know if I could. You don't think so? I don't. I feel like he
710
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,400
would enjoy watching you. I know. I think that he would, too, but I
711
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:48,640
don't think that he would want somebody else to touch me. Yeah. Dave either.
712
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,920
Yeah. I think that that is kind of where he would draw
713
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:56,240
the line. Yeah. Dave's super. Not. He's the least jealous guy,
714
00:44:56,740 --> 00:45:00,280
but it's because he knows that I'm his. My husband is not jealous at all
715
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:03,800
either. But I think for him, it's like. I think he's a little bit
716
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:08,400
of a traditionalist where it's like, we are together and there is nobody else.
717
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,920
And, like, my body is my body and your body is your body and,
718
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:15,340
like, nobody else touches your body. Like, my body is Dave's body.
719
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,420
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Anytime I, like, try to keep Dave
720
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,580
from touching me, he. Like that. That's mine. You can't
721
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,580
tell me what I can and can't touch on mine. Wow. I hate that for
722
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,900
you. I know. Fudgeing horrific. And Dave is so much bigger.
723
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:33,900
Yeah. So I can't do much. You do. We did come up with a safe
724
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,100
word for when I'm like, I'm not fucking playing.
725
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,180
Like, I'm not being like, no, stop it. Yeah. Like, that's enough.
726
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:45,180
Yeah. So we did have to. And I use it, like, probably daily because
727
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,380
I. Wow. I had enough. A lot.
728
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:52,300
I know. Wow. Poor date. He's a pretty
729
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,260
happy, satisfied guy, though. He's. I made him breakfast and gave him a blow
730
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,700
job. He's living his best life. I don't feel bad for him at all.
731
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,020
I feel bad for you. I. The. Literally,
732
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:07,220
don't anybody. If we're not explicitly doing an activity
733
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,100
that requires us to touch. Don't touch me. Yeah. I can't fucking
734
00:46:11,670 --> 00:46:15,550
handle it. It's like my dogs. Both of my dogs are Australian cattle
735
00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:19,590
dog mixes. They fucking heard me all over my fucking house. They're always,
736
00:46:20,090 --> 00:46:23,550
like, pushing on my fucking ankles and bossing me around. And my fudgeing
737
00:46:24,050 --> 00:46:26,790
kids are always, like, wanting to talk to me and tell me stories while I'm
738
00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:30,910
trying to use the bathroom. And, like, it just. Everybody just stop fucking
739
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:35,030
touching me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like, stimulation overload.
740
00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:39,150
And I just. Like, I'm not for it. And, like, I just can't imagine somebody
741
00:46:39,650 --> 00:46:43,530
just manhandling me all the time. Honestly, it just sounds. Exhaust is
742
00:46:44,030 --> 00:46:47,170
exhausting. I feel for you. It is.
743
00:46:47,670 --> 00:46:50,970
Truly. I know. Yeah. Well, there was a really fun word that came
744
00:46:51,470 --> 00:46:54,930
up. Yes. When they were playing their Bananagrams and they were.
745
00:46:55,170 --> 00:46:59,090
Yeah. Was it felching? Is it felching? Is that the word? I think so.
746
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,290
Okay. I'm gonna. I have to do it in private.
747
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:08,010
Because I don't want it to anything in private. I'm watching porn.
748
00:47:08,510 --> 00:47:10,610
I'm doing everything just on my regular brows. I don't want it to come up
749
00:47:11,110 --> 00:47:14,640
in my. My for you page. All right.
750
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,200
Felching is. I just want you to peggle.
751
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,400
Maybe you should pluck your ears. This is going to be terrible for you.
752
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,160
Fouching is a sexual act that involves sucking or licking semen from a partner's
753
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:31,040
anus. So that's what felching is.
754
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,880
I didn't know that there was a term for that. So that's interesting.
755
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,570
I have a lot of stories and I've done some stuff, but I don't
756
00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:44,130
do stuff like that. You could not get
757
00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:47,370
me. I don't know. I guess that was.
758
00:47:47,770 --> 00:47:51,090
Wow. You did a really good job of saying that there is no way
759
00:47:51,590 --> 00:47:55,410
in hell that you would try that. So. No. Would I maybe allow somebody to
760
00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:59,450
do that to me? But I would not. I'm not.
761
00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:02,970
Yeah. I just told you guys, I don't fucking swallow. I spit.
762
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:06,820
So. Yeah. There's no way I'm gonna be. I have never pudding
763
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:11,020
come in my mouth. I just like. I don't trust that my skills are
764
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,420
strong enough for me to be able to physically actually be able to suck.
765
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:18,060
Getting something out of somebody's butthole. Like, are you kidding
766
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,860
me? I just. Like.
767
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:26,820
It'S a fucking vacuum. We've talked about that in the past. If you put something
768
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,420
up there that doesn't have a base on it, you're. Never getting it back out
769
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,610
of there. I can't imagine then trying to suck liquid out of there.
770
00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:37,850
Like, it's just. Well. And honestly, especially today
771
00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:42,170
after Esme is not prepared. Yes. Right. A hundred percent.
772
00:48:42,330 --> 00:48:45,330
That's risky. You maybe would need a straw.
773
00:48:45,830 --> 00:48:48,450
I wonder if they do it with a straw. Should I ask Google if it's
774
00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:52,410
done with a straw? Yeah. Or is it just sincerely like that?
775
00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:55,970
Sucking that. Yeah. Hard. Maybe it's like
776
00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:59,370
what I said about how there's like a straw drinking that you gotta slurp.
777
00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:03,530
It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
778
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,730
So. Look at you, Paigo. The more you
779
00:49:08,230 --> 00:49:10,090
know. Yeah. Ta da.
780
00:49:11,930 --> 00:49:14,810
I just feel like it was so. Informative, you know,
781
00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:18,970
we learned a lot of new terms. Yeah. I will say that
782
00:49:19,470 --> 00:49:21,930
for this being a smutty book, I'm gonna say this the nicest way possible,
783
00:49:22,810 --> 00:49:26,010
because I really did enjoy the book as, like, on the whole,
784
00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:30,010
I don't super feel like the sex scenes
785
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:33,490
were that sexy. No, I did not get turned on.
786
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:36,930
Yeah. So I don't know if I'm just becoming desensitized
787
00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:40,450
because of all of the stuff that we read. I thought that for a while,
788
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:45,010
but then I got so fucking revved up during the Lucy score books,
789
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,690
and those were vanilla, so I don't. I think it just depends on the
790
00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,420
writing. Yeah, I agree. It needs to be. Yeah, but like this,
791
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,380
like I was telling you, when Spence is fucking her ass,
792
00:49:56,460 --> 00:50:00,020
and then Tucker's like, what do you need, man? I gotcha. You. You need
793
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,900
a towel. You need a washcloth. I gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That took me
794
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,139
out of it. It's literally. It's like a referee getting you stuff. I don't.
795
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:12,300
Yeah. Cuckold. Yeah. The one thing that I did
796
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,820
not like was like. So she and Jude have sex.
797
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:20,430
Evan is bumbling around this guy, and Tuck
798
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,590
is in the corner, and she, like, is, like, laying there.
799
00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:27,830
I think Jude pulls out and comes on her.
800
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:31,750
Or does he come inside her? I don't remember. He comes inside her and then.
801
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,269
That's right. He comes inside her and then she. He, like, pulls out and,
802
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:39,150
like, all of the cum, like, spills out of her. And then she, like,
803
00:50:39,650 --> 00:50:42,870
is, like, laying there waiting for Evan, and she, like, looks over at Tuck
804
00:50:43,370 --> 00:50:46,730
and is like, I love you, husband. And he's like, I love you,
805
00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:51,010
wife. And it's like, in this moment, I would like to pretend that we are
806
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:55,130
not married. Yeah. Yes, agreed.
807
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:58,170
Although I would never say to my husband,
808
00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,730
I love you, husband. No, like,
809
00:51:01,369 --> 00:51:04,890
but that was kind of like the one thing I didn't like. We should update
810
00:51:05,390 --> 00:51:09,250
our spice rating. We should change it. Okay. Maybe our spice rating
811
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:13,000
is how turned on we got. I like that. Maybe we do that instead.
812
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:16,880
Yes. For level. Yeah. Not graphic. It's how turned on we get. Yes,
813
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,560
I like that. Should we change it? That's good. We can do it. We can
814
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:24,280
do whatever. We want to start fucking podcast. Yes. That is gonna change my rating.
815
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,360
Okay, so we have to
816
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,560
talk about. Oh, Hannah Murray. Did you find some stuff about
817
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:35,480
her? No. You couldn't even find her book anywhere. Okay,
818
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,080
so Hannah Murray's website, she has a. It says, who am I? And then
819
00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:43,310
her first sentence is, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. And then
820
00:51:43,390 --> 00:51:46,670
it's four. It's four long paragraphs, so it's not short
821
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:50,750
and sweet. You can find her online@hannah murray.net.
822
00:51:51,310 --> 00:51:53,950
she has the filth Ever after series.
823
00:51:54,350 --> 00:51:57,470
She has going deep series. Whatever Lola wants.
824
00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:01,550
Snowbound Getting lucky treat in her service sharing
825
00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:06,190
Shane Feast, the sadist and the brat Starved stuffed
826
00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:09,190
in his hands. Goldie and the Bears. Just a little crush. Show me something good.
827
00:52:09,690 --> 00:52:13,750
Sharing his submissive. She's got a ton of books. Sunsee and Satisfaction
828
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:18,190
Guaranteed, the Shame Game and Santa Daddy. And then there
829
00:52:18,690 --> 00:52:21,630
is a second page as well with more books. So she's got quite a few
830
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:25,830
books. These all read like novellas to me. I'm guessing it's
831
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:29,830
all just kind of this sort of format. Yeah. So we want to
832
00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:34,030
think pagel, as always, for letting us use her green
833
00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:38,510
room and for hanging out with us. Today because her facial expressions.
834
00:52:39,010 --> 00:52:42,590
Yeah. What a joy. Honestly. You can find us online
835
00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:46,390
at Plottarts Pod for most social medias. And then
836
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:50,430
we are@booksletspodcast.com which
837
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:53,870
links to all of our social medias. We just haven't updated our website name yet.
838
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,990
So let's go ahead and jump into ratings. Spice level.
839
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Okay. Spice level. I'm gonna give this, like a three. A three.
840
00:53:01,390 --> 00:53:05,070
Because you got mildly turned on. I got mildly turned on by this.
841
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:08,590
Yes. I didn't get real turned on,
842
00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:11,550
but I wasn't dry, so I'll give it a two.
843
00:53:12,110 --> 00:53:14,110
You weren't dry. Wow.
844
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:20,030
All right. Because sometimes I feel like I read something that's so cringy and
845
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:24,020
I, like, dry up. Oh, sure. This isn't
846
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:27,380
suckling on your. Like,
847
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,900
suckling milk. Like suckling milk. Yeah. That I.
848
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:36,660
Tried right up spice frequency.
849
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:40,820
This is a smutty book. So I would give it a five. Yes. I also
850
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,180
gave it a five. Pros. Pros.
851
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:47,740
Honestly, I would probably give this a five. I feel like it's
852
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:51,770
really well written. I didn't really. No.
853
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:55,330
And there were. I guess I just didn't. Maybe I just didn't like how it
854
00:53:55,830 --> 00:53:59,090
was written. Sure. Like the style. I gave it a three. Well, it's in third
855
00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:02,810
person. Yeah. And that was part of the problem. It was like third
856
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:06,610
person omnipresent, where sometimes we'd be. It wasn't like
857
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:10,490
in third person. I can handle when it's one chapter is still from somebody's perspective
858
00:54:10,970 --> 00:54:14,250
or the whole book is from one person's or nobody's. Sure.
859
00:54:14,330 --> 00:54:18,660
This was like, randomly. We'd get Tucker's thoughts. Or we'd randomly get Esme's
860
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,660
thoughts. Sure. Really? It was only Those two. Yeah. But it
861
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,540
could be one paragraph to another. It was from somebody else's perspective. Yeah. And it
862
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,180
doesn't say. I just feel like grammatically development
863
00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:34,140
of like, I don't know,
864
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:37,860
sentences. I wouldn't quantify this the same way that I would
865
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,580
quantify some other smutty books that I've read by a landslide. Sure.
866
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,980
Like, we're not. But I would say for a smutty book,
867
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:48,740
I would say that this is a very well written smutty book for being nothing
868
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:52,180
but a smutty book. Sure. I'm sticking with my three.
869
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,620
Yeah. I love Storyline. Storyline. I'm gonna give it
870
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,980
a four. I'm still mad that they ate first.
871
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:03,260
Me fucking too. So. But everything else about it
872
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,540
I do like. Again, I have to go back to. I really like. We don't
873
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,310
get a lot of these where it's just like adults having casual
874
00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:14,830
fun, which is like the way that sex should be. Most reverse harems,
875
00:55:15,330 --> 00:55:18,790
which is part of the reason why they're so hard to like. Like is
876
00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:22,310
like, it's for men who are completely obsessed and would,
877
00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:25,870
like, burn the whole world down for, like one.
878
00:55:26,370 --> 00:55:29,910
Woman and those around. Yeah. And like,
879
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:33,910
those I love. Don't get me wrong. I love those too. But I
880
00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:38,140
just think, like, nice change. Yeah. I just think, like, sometimes, like, it doesn't
881
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,780
have to be that deep. I just didn't. I didn't like how they ate.
882
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,180
I didn't like referencing Covid. I don't like them all waiting their turn.
883
00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:51,940
It felt very awkward for me, so. I gave it a 3 overall.
884
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:54,580
Well, I didn't finish the book. So.
885
00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:01,660
Take these ratings from Amanda with a grain of salt. Yeah, that's so
886
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,280
true. I'm going to give. Overall. I'm going to give this three
887
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,080
and a half. I'm gonna give it three and a half. I gave it a
888
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:13,200
three. Oh, wow. Okay. Would you indulge
889
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:17,120
or abstain? I'm gonna stay abstain. I'm gonna say indulge because
890
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:20,960
I think it's fun. It's a fast read. I realized
891
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:25,080
I didn't finish it, but I literally started it at like 10 o' clock this
892
00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:28,840
morning. And I was doing it while I was at work and I was
893
00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:33,050
incredibly busy today, so I read it in like five minute intervals.
894
00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:36,570
Yeah. So the fact that I got through 90 pages with
895
00:56:37,070 --> 00:56:40,690
how much stuff I had to do today is, like, pretty incredible. Anyway, so,
896
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:43,970
yeah, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say indulge. I think it's fun. I think it's
897
00:56:44,470 --> 00:56:47,770
a little bit of a unique twist on, like, the whole reverse harem or like,
898
00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:51,290
why choose or whatever. I don't think we ever got to the bottom of which
899
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:55,170
is which on that. No. All right. Well, thanks for joining
900
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us. Join us next time as we continue through the next month.
901
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Here, we'll have some more holiday books. I sent a couple to Nicole,
902
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one of them. We might do another Katie Roberts book, which would be. We definitely
903
00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:09,370
have to. Are we going to. Okay. Yeah. So join us next time for that.
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I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole. And we are Pot Tarts. Bye.