Gifting Me To His Best Friend by Katee Robert

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So we were at Friendsgiving. Yes. At Brooke's house. And we were all in the

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hot tub, and we were, like, talking about our signs, and I

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was, like, explaining, like, that I'm water and, like, Carmi is. I don't

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know what Carmi is. But anyways, so we were, like, all just, like, talking about

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it. We were all, like, pretty drunk, and Brooke's mom was in the hot tub

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with Brooke's best friend, and they're both Aquarius, and they were talking about how

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they're the most water. Like, they're more water than me. And,

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like, I legitimately did not have it in me to tell them that Aquarius is

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an air sign. Oh, my God.

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Honestly, I'm kind of. If you would have had one or two more shots,

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you would have. You would have gone. Yeah, I was starting to, like,

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slow down at that point. Sure. So I was, like, starting to,

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like, come off the drunk, and then I just get, like, super quiet. I think,

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like, when that happens. Yeah. So I just, like. And I don't know, like,

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Michelle is, like. I feel like I could have told Michelle that she was an

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air sign, and she would have been. No, no. The. I'm not, like,

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attacked. You didn't want to risk. I didn't want

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to risk it, so I just. I just kept it

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with me. Shoot. So that's actually so funny.

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I don't have the balls, but maybe you could tell your mom that she's an

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air sign. Well, we still have not talked

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about Halloween. Oh, we haven't talked about Halloween. No.

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But I just have one story because it's so

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you. Oh, okay. So we went off for Halloween. We were

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all dressed as Peter Pan and all, like, the cast of

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Peter Pan. And Melissa wasn't drinking because she, like,

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had some poor planning. Yeah. Had a medical procedure. Yeah. The next morning,

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she still stayed out all night long, though. Yeah. So she drives Amanda,

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Carmen, and a couple other people home. Amanda's blackout

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drunk. And Melissa tells me the next day that Amanda, the whole time is yelling

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because you needed to be dropped off first because you had to

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have sex with your husband. And every stop that you stopped at,

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you were like, this isn't my house. Oh, I need to have sex with my

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husband. Am I getting to go home? Do I need to call a lift from

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here? Like, what's happening? And you were just apparently,

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like, inconsolable. You had to get home to have sex with

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your husband, which I love for him. Well, good for him.

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I really don't remember

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that. After your tights came off. I think the night

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goes black for you. Yeah. I honestly don't even remember taking off my tights.

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And I. The only way that I knew that I had taken off my tights

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is because I still had my tights, which, like, I lost my hat and my

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sword, but I somehow managed to hang onto my tights, kept those tights because I

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had nude ones underneath my green ones. And so

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like, the thought was like, oh, if I get a hole, then I have like

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tights on. And so I had the nude tights

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and I was like, oh, there's no hole in these. I had. I had a

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gaping wound on my knee and so I

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like the new tights. I was like, oh, there's no hole in these. Like,

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thank God. Like, I had the green tights on. And then later on I found

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the green tights. They were not together. I don't know. Okay. I don't know why.

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So you took off drunk in a bar with a

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far too short of skirt. Yeah. You took off two pairs of

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tights. Yeah, okay, I did. And the green tights also didn't have

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a hole in them. So mine. That was kind of where I

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got to the point where I was like, oh, I must have taken them both

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off before I somehow created a gaping

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wound on my knee. And then I think it was Pagel who was like,

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yeah, you fell. Or somebody said that I fell and I was like, oh,

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well, who knew? Don't remember that. No,

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I also don't remember that. I feel like the falling story

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tracks because I also broke three nails on my

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right hand. I like,

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I don't, I don't think you understand.

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The wound was the size of like a nickel. Like it was like

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good sized and like bleeding.

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And then honestly, I think when I get that drunk,

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my base instinct is to like, seek out

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my favorite thing to do. Yeah. Like, I'm in pain.

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Sex just when I'm black out even. You know,

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like, I went home and. Got laid too, so. Yeah. But I also don't remember

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getting laid. So that's, you know,

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so that's unfortunate. My husband did mention

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while we were kind of like going at it, I kept asking

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if I could put his dick in my mouth. And he was like, it did

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kind of throw me off a little bit because you kept asking it that way.

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Can I put your dick in my mouth? And he was like, you've never

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asked me like that before. So he was like, I knew something was off,

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but like, you were really into it. So I was just kind of, like,

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going with it, you know, I made some decisions that night, that's for sure.

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For whatever reason, Dave thought it was a good idea to stick his dick in

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my mouth when I was that drunk, too. And then was, like, surprised when apparently

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there were teeth involved. Oh, sure. Yeah.

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I shouldn't. I literally should not have been doing that.

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Why on earth would you think that? There. I wouldn't use teeth. Yeah.

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I also told him to spank me continually, and he,

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like, can't fucking do it. Oh, no.

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Shoot. I know Dave. Yeah.

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But he loves to tell that story. Oh,

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Dave, that doesn't look great for you. Yeah. You can't even spank your wife.

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He tells that part of the story. Yes. Oh, wow. Yeah. He's just like.

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I was just like.

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Oh, my God, Men are so shameless. That's crazy.

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I can't believe he would tell that story. Yep. He thinks it's so funny.

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Wow. On that topic, I made

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a mistake. Oh. And I accidentally.

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I mean, on purpose. Co worker asked

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about our podcast because whatever week we were doing

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stuffed, he asked what book we were doing, and I was like, we're doing stuffed.

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And he, like, didn't get it. And I was like, it's a

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Thanksgiving novel. And he thought it was so funny. So then he's, like, telling me,

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last week, Friday, he's like, I went home and I told my girlfriend, and she

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thinks it's so funny. This book is so funny. He's like, is the episode out?

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And I was like, yes. And it's such a good episode. You have to listen

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to it. Yeah. So he asks what the name of it is. I tell him,

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he writes down a little post it. He's like, we're gonna listen to it this

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week. I couldn't look at him today because then I listened to the stuffed episode

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again. Yeah. And I was like, I literally talk about, like,

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slurping up Dave's cum into my mouth and we

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both talk about our bushes. Yeah. I made

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a mistake. It's such a good episode. Hopefully it's just

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the, like, hook that he needs to listen to the rest of them and tell

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everybody about it. I hope he doesn't listen to that one. Oh,

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no, I hope he does. I don't know what it is about that episode.

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It is such a good episode. I know.

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Like, it's not even, like. It's not even that. It's, like, my favorite episode

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because it's not my favorite episode, by the way. It's one of my favorite

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episodes, but. It'S just such A well done episode. It's like

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we finally have a vibe. Yeah, It's. We finally

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know how to do this. Yes. It took us a year. Yeah, we're there.

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I, in that episode only said yeah, like five

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times. Look at that. We're vibing. Oh, my God, we're getting it.

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I'm so good at this now. All right,

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well, I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole. And we are plot

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tarts. We read, recap, and review smutty books. Let us help you decide

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if this book should stay on your tbr. What book are we reading today?

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We are reading Gifting Me to His Best Friend by KT

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Roberts. And this is our unwrapped episode,

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so there are spoilers ahead. Content warnings for this book is

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two words. Explicit sex. I had to go onto the website to find it.

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Yeah, I don't really think there's all. There was to it. I would

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say, like, there is going to be some male

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on male action in this book. So I don't know. I guess that makes

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you uncomfortable or something, but I guess the rest of it's pretty tame,

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right? Sure. How far were you into this book before you were like,

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this book was written for Amanda.

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The first sex scene where he says where she's,

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like, lusting after. She's reading her her book and lusting after Derek and

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her husband is like, should we do it? I was like, all right.

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This is for Amanda. I will. There was a scene that I did enjoy.

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Oh, wow. I know. Okay.

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Obviously, I basically had a dream about it. Oh, my God,

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I can't wait to talk about. I had to take. I read this on a

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Sunday afternoon. Do not recommend. No, do not recommend.

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This is a book that you read while you are alone in your room or

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with a significant other who wants to play with you. Because I had

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to stop and take multiple breathers so I could, like,

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stop the flush in my face. I can picture you reading

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it with, like, your mouth open or, like, biting your nail or something.

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Like. Yeah. Enthralled. My husband was watching

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the Vikings game on the couch while I was, like, sitting in my chair reading.

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And multiple times he was like, what's going on in the book?

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Nope, nope. Like, my children are here.

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Talk about it. Like, get. Talk about it right now. Don't look at me.

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Don't look at me. So we open with Emma.

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Her husband Grayson and his best friend Derek are on their annual

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Christmas getaway. And this year, they've opted for a cozy cabin

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style getaway tucked in the hills of Colorado. Emma and Grayson have

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been married for seven years, but the sexual tension between her and Derek is

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palpable. And it seems at this point that although

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it's never been explored, there may be sexual tension between Grayson and Derek as

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well. The men have just finished showering after a day of skiing, while Emma has

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been at home reading. And somehow the conversation has turned to Emma and Grayson's

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sex life. My favorite part here is that Grayson,

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like, throws her over her shoulder, takes her into the room, and then he's

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like, don't lie to me. You masturbate while you read these books. And she

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says to him, yeah, they're called one handed reads for a reason.

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And I've never heard. Maybe I just, like, have been out of the loop.

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I've never heard them called that before. This is legitimately a one

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handed read. This is a book you read with an e reader. I could have

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read this. It's so little and petite. I could have been

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holding this book with one hand while you're a vibrator. In the other hand.

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Yeah. A hundred percent. Yes. So that was like, my favorite part

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of the book, honestly. Are you gonna start calling them that? Yeah.

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Okay. I love that. I think that's how I'm gonna designate books

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from now on that are just smut, like Trellini Pucci. One handed

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reads are one handed reads. Yeah. And this is really,

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really hard to recap because a lot of this is like, a lot of this

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book. One thing that KT Robert does really, really well is they really,

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really write a good banter. Like sexy

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banter, like sexy dirty talk. And a lot of this book is just like these

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men saying really, just like really dirty things to

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her, which I just, like, live for. So I am curious.

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Yeah. Let's say, like the four of us

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are at a cabin in Colorado. Would you let your husband

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take you out of the room with me and Dave in the living room still,

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or just me? What if I'm just tagging along and.

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No. Yeah. No, I don't. I don't like when people know what I'm doing.

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Oh, you don't? I mean, if it's the occasion,

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if it's in my head, if I'm fantasizing. Yes, please watch

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me. Sure. I've had a lot of people watch me and I. It's not.

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No, sure. Or even know what I'm. I don't know.

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I think I'd feel. I. Isn't that like. That's gotta be exclusive to,

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like, people that you know, though? Because you have Said frequently that you enjoy,

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like, the idea of, like. I do. I think it does. Yes. It has to

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be people that I know. I don't. What if I moan weird and you hear

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it? Yeah. Or what if I make a noise that you hear from

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somewhere in my body and it get. Then it's weird because you're gonna look

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at me and you'll be like, where? Where'd that come from? Sure. Top or bottom?

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Interesting. I'm gonna be real transparent

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and say, really? There isn't anything that would bother me or make

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it weird. You would make it weird. I would super make it weird.

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And then I would feel weird, and. Then I would have to tell everybody to,

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like, make it less awkward, but, like, more awkward. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. Right? Yeah. And also you would spin the story

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so that it sounded like I was being a pervert.

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Yes. Amanda is listening at the door. Yeah. And she totally made it weird

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now. And it's all her fault. Even though Dave was the one

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who. Threw you over his shoulder and 100%. While I was just an innocent bystander.

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I think we've established Dave would do this. Really? Dave would do

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this? Like, even when we were talking about, like, going out again,

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me and Peggle and Melissa, I was like, but Dave can't come because then I

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won't be as much fun. And she's like, no, because Dave is, like, so needy

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and all over you when he's around. Yeah. He didn't care. He will haul me

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off into another room. He doesn't care. And I'm just like,

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read the room, man. But this was the room there. Yeah,

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this was the room there. Like, would you go in there, like, fully sincere,

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or would you be faking it to make the most, like, slutty porn

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sounds that you've ever made in your life? Yes.

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Yeah. Well, these men. He hauls Emma over his

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shoulder, and Derek is like, it's fine. I'll just be out here with my hand

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and my. My fist. Yeah. Well, they joke about Derek railing

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Emma, and she's like, do I get a say in this?

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You love Emma. I enjoyed Emma.

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Yeah. I just. You would be Emma.

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I don't know. I just think that she's just, like.

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She's so fun. She is. Emma is down for

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anything. She is. And she really likes when.

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And you give that vibe. She really likes when it's really naughty.

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Like, she wants it to be the dirtier, the better. She says that at one

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point, and I. She says it at multiple points. Yeah. And I really just.

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It's a good time. I do wish that she wasn't blonde. I just

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don't do blondes. Same. It doesn't matter. Men or women.

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Interesting. All right, well, basically what happens

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here is that Grayson starts kissing and undressing Emma,

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and then he asks her what her current book is about.

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And let me tell you, when my husband did not follow

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up with me later that night on Sunday to ask

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me what my book was about, I was horrifically disappointed. I went to

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bed mad. Yeah. Because I was like, if you're not gonna ask me about my

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book, I'm not gonna have sex with you. You saw that it was about gifting

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me to his best friend. How could he have looked in the COVID and not

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know? And you didn't ask me for more details so that I could tell you

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about my muddy little book? Like, what are you doing? You literally

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saw me sitting in my chair panting all day, and you're not gonna initiate having

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sex with me? So fucking rude. Honestly,

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I was mad about it anyways. It is nice, though, that, like, with women,

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you can't super tell when we're turned on. Sure. Like, if he would have been

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sitting there reading this book. Yeah. With just a heart on all day, you'd have.

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You'd have known. Oh, yeah. For sure. Well, she tells him that

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this book is about. Well, first she refuses

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to tell him, and so then he undresses her. And then he grabs her by

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the wrist and flips her onto her stomach where he's, like, teasing her while he

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slowly fucks her from behind until she tells him finally

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that her book is about a menage trois between a woman,

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her husband, and his friend. And there's a scene that she keeps

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rereading where the husband is fingering

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the wife underneath a blanket while the friend watches.

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This book is so fucking relatable. Yeah. Because when she's like.

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Yeah. When she's like. Well, there's a scene I keep rereading. Like,

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babes, Been there, been there. Yep. So that

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would not have been a scene I would keep. I don't. Maybe that is not

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a scene that I would. No. I feel like I have. I'm desensitized. And that

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wouldn't have done it for me, but I definitely have scenes that I reread.

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You do think you're desensitized. I do. Yeah.

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It doesn't matter how many times I read the smutty scenes that

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I read, I'm. I'm still excited every single time.

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Yeah. So. Oh, and the same, like, basically, like,

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missionary with, like, A feral, overbearing man will still get me going every time.

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Yeah, we literally just talked about the fact that when I'm blackout drunk, the only

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thing I can think about is. Having sex, honestly, so. And you probably

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weren't able to perform super well. I'm guessing you starfished there,

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maybe. Honestly, I did ask multiple times if I could have put his

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dick in my mouth. So I don't know. I was trying to engage, apparently.

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Yeah, so. And he was just like, there's no way I'm letting those teeth near

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me. He was wiser than Dave.

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The thing of it is, is, like, I don't. I don't know this for sure,

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but I do feel like you and Dave have had,

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for the most part, you've been together during a very tame

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period of your life. Yeah, my husband and I were not.

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We were together during a very untamed time in

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our lives. And so Dave's just a tame guy. I know my

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husband is. He's not a tame guy,

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but he gets into trouble easily. And he used to be kind of the type

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of person where, like, that's probably the thing that brought us together is we were

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both just kind of like, oh, yeah, okay, we're gonna do this now. Sure.

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Yeah. Just like feral little animals. Yeah, just like, let's just go, oh, we're gonna

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go on a three day bender in a. I don't know, in a park somewhere

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while we watch a concert from a distance. Sure. Yeah, let's do it. Like,

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who cares? You know? Like, and I think, like, at this point in our,

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like, relationship, he's just kind of. He knows all of my.

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He knows all my, like, things, you know? And he's just prepared for him.

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I love that for you. I know. I do, too. I think he's just used

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to my chaos, which is honestly as good as I could ask for.

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So. Yeah. Anyways, so then Grayson asks

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Emma, do you want me to play with that pretty pussy while my friend is

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sitting in the same room? And then more discussion is

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had. The whole time, Grayson is fucking Emma. And Emma is getting wetter and wetter

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until she comes. And then Grayson comes, but he's not done yet. He continues

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to fuck her from behind, teasing her and discussing sharing her with Derek.

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He's now given his name. So she says, like, this is starting to get real.

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He says Derek's name, they start talking about it more

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seriously. Emma comes, and then once Grayson comes, they continue the

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discussion, agreeing on the proposed scenario to make the fantasy

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a reality. Ta da. And this Is your dream.

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Yeah. You would love your husband to put you under the Christmas tree for

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any of his friends. No, I don't think so. That's what I was just gonna

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say is. I just. They're really. I would like to pick my own guy,

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please. The next day, we get

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another scene. Go figure. These scenes are going to become less and less detailed as

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we go because I got real, real tired of recapping them. Same. So Grayson

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discusses gifting his wife with Derek while skiing.

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And then Emma is, like, at home all day, and she's, like, so worked up.

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She's so stressed out. She's, like, pampering. She's shaving,

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she's exfoliating everything. She's like. She says she's

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masturbating. She's masturbating all day. Gotta get herself going. Yeah.

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She's just. Yeah. While she's masturbating, Grayson,

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like, walks in on her and he goes

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down on her to orgasm. And then he tells her that he has a gift

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for her in the living room. And I love this part because this

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is something I would fuck up, too. Yes, it is. A hundred percent yes.

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So she goes out into the living room, and Derek is, like, leaning on the

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bar in his, like, tight, fitted under clothing. And she's

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like, oh, Derek is my gift. And so she

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and Derek basically, like, he goes down on her on

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the couch. And then while, like, in the heat of it, she realizes

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that Grayson is watching them. And it turns out that the gift for her was

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not actually Derek. It was, like, a wrapped gift that he had for

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her. And Grayson, like, gets settled

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on the couch next to her. And then, well, Emma, like, freaks out. She's like,

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oh, my God, I'm so sorry. This wasn't supposed to happen. And Derek winks at

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her. Yeah. From down there. And then Grayson

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is like, no, no, please finish. Like, you wanted to start this. Let's go ahead.

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He tells Derek to make her come and then to go shower so he can

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enjoy his gift properly. And then he does, leaving Emma to open

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the actual gift, which is, like, some really, like,

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slutty red lingerie. Yeah. Intricate bondage

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lingerie. Yeah. To make her look like a gift. Yeah. Which is also. I feel

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like this is. This is your fantasy. Yeah. Somebody dress you up like a present

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and actually put you under the tree. Yeah. You are a gift.

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Oh, my God. Yes, I know. 100%.

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And then tie me up and play with me.

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That was. The sex scenes are pretty vanilla. Yeah.

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I mean, they really are. The thing about Katie Robert is. She can write a

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sex scene, so she doesn't need all the frills. I mean, it's like, I was.

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Yeah, this was written super well. The thing of it is, like. So I'm comparing

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this. The only other Katie Robert book I've read is the Neon

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God series. And that series has, like, a lot to

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it. It has, like, intrigue and mystery and, well,

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storyline. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and so I

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wasn't really sure what to expect with this, but, like, this is just

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a slutty book. I mean, it just is. And, like, done right.

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And it's done right. And these scenes, if we're comparing

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this to the last one, stuffed. These scenes are so

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much sexier. Yeah. They're just. This is a perfect example of how the writing

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can influence how good a sex scene is,

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truly. Because all the things that they did and stuff were, like, super sexy.

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Yeah. Loved that. But the scenes were just not sexy somehow.

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No. I mean, I didn't get there with either of these books because this just

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isn't, like, my vibe. But I could have.

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Sure. Like, I could have. I could have been turned on enough.

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Sure. But Dave still hasn't gotten a vasectomy, so he's not getting laid.

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Get the vasectomy, Dave. Just get the fucking vasectomy.

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Honestly. Oh, my God. So then Grayson literally gifts her to

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Derek under the Christmas tree. And Derek wastes no time situating

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Emma on his lap, facing Grayson, playing with

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her briefly before flipping her over and laying down on the couch while he fingers

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her. They make out the entire time he's talking to her and,

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like, torturing Grayson. There's so much dirty talk. It's so

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much. I. Part of me was like, I should be taking quotes

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because it's so good. Like, it's done so well,

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and it doesn't feel cringy. You know, like, sometimes when

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you're, like, reading these books and they, like, have dirty talk and you're like,

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yeah, that's kind of cringy that you would. There were a couple times

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for me that were. That's false. She's lying. She doesn't. She's.

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Well, sometimes, like. And I think it's just that I don't like

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the verbiage when they call each other husband and wife. Oh, I don't like that.

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You're right. That was the one time where I was like, just. I'm enjoying

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this fantasy where we don't, like, we're pretending, like,

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let's just fudge. Why couldn't we have pretended that we were all strangers or something.

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I agree. I do not like the husband, wife, name calling.

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It's weird. I would never. I would never under any circumstance.

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There would literally never be a circumstance where I would refer to my husband to

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his face as husband. No, with like a capital H. That's your name. Do you

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think that's a kink? Because now we've had two really smutty books that do it.

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So maybe if like, a kink is like watching your wife get railed by someone

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else. I didn't think that. I think. I thought that it was more

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of like an affirmation, like a reinforcement of like.

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Sure. The relationship. Oh. Which I just. That's not what I want in that

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moment. Sure. Yeah. I want to be completely in my fantasy. Yeah.

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But you would, like, never do something like this, would you? No, never.

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Well, eventually they both get naked.

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Derek fucks her raw on the couch. And then

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he rolls behind her and has her open her eyes where she

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discovers that Grayson is watching and stroking himself.

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And eventually Emma pulls away from Derek to crawl to Grayson

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and suck his while Derek fucks her from behind. Until they both come

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and Grayson comes in her mouth and Derek on her ass.

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And this is where we get the hand holding,

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Which really did it for me. Well, and weren't they, like, making eye contact too?

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Which. Yes. You fucking love some eye contact. I fucking love some eye contact.

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They're, like, holding. They have both their hands

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in her hair. And then, like, it's like Derek has his hand in

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her hair and then Grayson puts his hands in her hair. And so, like,

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the men are, like, both holding their hands in her hair and,

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like, holding each other's hands. And it's like, oh, my God.

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And I really love how you can

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tell, like, in these early scenes that Derek,

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like, it's gifting me to his best friend. And, like, obviously we get

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here eventually, but in these early scenes, like, I didn't know that the men were

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going to be involved. Oh. And I feel like it was pretty. Well,

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I figured that there was, like, a chance, but I didn't think, like. In the

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first, like, few pages, Emma says that Derek and Grayson

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are so close that she's jealous sometimes. But they also say that they've been friends

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since college and nothing has ever happened. And so I was just kind

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of like, I don't know. And I feel like in stuffed, it was like those

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two guys had been in love since college and, like, we didn't get any,

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like, swords crossing. That's true. And so I was Just kind of,

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like, I wasn't 100% sure, but I really like the way that

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Derek makes this sexy for Grayson as well.

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Yeah. It's like Derek knows what Grayson likes, and so it's like he's doing it

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for himself, he's doing it for Emma, but he's also doing it for Grayson.

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That is for me. While playing through this first scene,

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it sort of accidentally came out that Emma would like to pretend to cheat

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on Grayson, but with Derek, because she likes it to be,

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like, naughty and wrong. And that's something I could kind

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of get on board with. Yeah. So Grayson helps make that a

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reality by pretending to go to bed after Emma's shower,

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and she goes to the living room to read, where eventually

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Derek joins her. And initially they chat, like, very flirty. And apparently

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they do this all the time. Like, where Grayson will go to bed early and

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the two of them will, like, have a drink and just, like, friendly chat in

433
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,940
the living room, like, while Grayson is sleeping. But this time it really

434
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,780
devolves into, like, porno acting. Yes,

435
00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:57,740
it does. And I actually really, really liked that because it

436
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,900
proves that Katie Robert can write a scene like that.

437
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:04,060
Like, it? Oh, yeah. This scene was the only one that really did it for

438
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,020
me. This being able to distinguish, like, reality from, like,

439
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:12,030
play and, like, acting everything out to me was

440
00:28:12,670 --> 00:28:16,270
honestly, like, it's just so well written, in my opinion.

441
00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:19,510
I just think, like, when they're having regular conversation,

442
00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:23,470
it feels natural. When they're having these types of conversations,

443
00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:27,190
you can tell that they're playing. And I like that. It's hard

444
00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:31,070
to, like, communicate that to a reader through words on a page.

445
00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:35,230
Yeah. You know, so anyways, initially they're

446
00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,790
kind of chatting, and then Emma straddles Derek,

447
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:43,030
first fucking her fingers, then his fingers, and finally his dick.

448
00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:46,990
And the whole time. That was hot. It was so hot. Like, the whole time,

449
00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:50,030
he's. She's like, I'm so wound up. And he's like, well, why don't you take

450
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:52,709
care of that? And she's like, I can't. Grayson is in the other room and

451
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:56,310
he's like. He's like, how is it any different than when you're masturbating? And then

452
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,830
he's like, oh, and then let me use my fingers. And then she's like,

453
00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:03,270
let me be your toy. And it's just. Oh, my God, it's so fucking

454
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:06,630
good. It is. And then just as they start to talk about,

455
00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:10,030
like, coming, Grayson walks in pretending to be mad.

456
00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:14,070
Grayson is, like, kind of the boss. Like, in all of these scenes.

457
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:18,269
Yeah. 100%. Yeah. He's sort of, like, domineering between the two

458
00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:21,550
of them, but it's not in, like, an overly, like,

459
00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:25,110
dominant way. No. But I think that's why this works with them.

460
00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:29,080
Yeah. Because there couldn't have been, like, two dominant ones.

461
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,040
Definitely not. It would not. The whole thing wouldn't work.

462
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,720
Yeah, for sure. So he pulls Derek's

463
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,080
out of Emma, and then he strokes it

464
00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:44,200
until Derek comes all over Emma's belly. Yeah, I was

465
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,560
like, Amanda blacked out. Here because he's like, I took a.

466
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:51,080
Breather after this one because Katie Roberts, like, Grayson,

467
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:54,600
like, so swiftly just goes and just rips his cock out.

468
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:59,510
And I was like, oh, Amanda is deceased.

469
00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:02,870
Yeah, that. You were correct.

470
00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:06,190
Thank you for knowing that about me. Did your husband get laid during this book

471
00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:09,270
at all? No. No. He's fucking men.

472
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,910
Honestly, though, again, like,

473
00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:16,230
sir, make a. Make a little bit of fucking effort, like I

474
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:19,910
did. I did the majority of the work for you, like,

475
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:23,500
literally. Ready? Honest to God. I know. After Derek

476
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,860
comes, he pushes Derek back on the couch and then puts

477
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,940
Emma on his lap and fucks her while he

478
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,740
makes out with Derek. Oh, my God. I forgot about that part.

479
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,700
That part was great, too. It was so good.

480
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,980
And then eventually, he turns her around and Derek fucks her vaginally while

481
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,020
Grayson takes her anally until they all come. The joy of it.

482
00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:50,590
But Emma, like, during that whole thing is like, all right, I figured out my

483
00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:54,030
Christmas present for my husband. I'm gonna gift him Derek.

484
00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:57,750
Yeah, they do some. We don't really talk about it in the recap, but they

485
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:01,430
do some good, like, general communicating for the most part. I mean,

486
00:31:01,930 --> 00:31:05,550
it's not, like, overly done. What was the one that we read last year at

487
00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:09,630
Christmas time where the communication was, like, overly. Was it tangled in tinsel? Yes.

488
00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:13,750
Yeah. Where it was like she was just, like, throwing in communication just to,

489
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:18,050
like, create some semblance of a story. Yes. And, like, that's not what's

490
00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:21,970
happening here. That night, they all share a bed, and Emma

491
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,410
wakes up in the morning, she goes to the bathroom, she comes back, and Derek

492
00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:28,970
is sleeping wrapped around Grayson. And then we get another scene,

493
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:33,130
and this time Emma sits on Derek's face while Grayson sucks

494
00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:37,050
Derek's dick. And then when Emma and Derek have come,

495
00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:41,010
he fucks Emma and then goes to make everybody breakfast while Derek continues to eat

496
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:44,210
out Emma. Emma is living her best life.

497
00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:48,330
I. So many orgasms. So, so many orgasms.

498
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:51,730
And I just, like, there are multiple times here where she Talks about Derek is

499
00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:55,650
just, like, leisurely going down on her. I would.

500
00:31:57,490 --> 00:32:01,050
No, that's not for me. And even when Grayson

501
00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:04,850
comes in and he's like, all right, breakfast is done. Make her come. And Derek

502
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:08,910
continues, I would be in heaven. That would be, like, my ideal Sunday.

503
00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:12,630
That is not for me. But again, the buildup

504
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:16,190
is more for me. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I need the buildup and I

505
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:20,350
need urgency. Sure. Well, let me tell you, I read the

506
00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:23,830
synopsis of the next book, and I was like, okay,

507
00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:28,310
Nicole, only you would be able to find a dark Christmas book. It's fucking

508
00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:32,030
insane. I just don't understand it at all.

509
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:35,460
Well, we needed to switch it up. We did two fluffy ones last year.

510
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:38,980
Sure. I was like, this one, he, like, he stalks her. Yeah.

511
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:42,540
Yeah. So it's my favorite. So we've

512
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,420
already talked about your favorite scene then. Yes. Oh, shoot. Yep.

513
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,020
Dang it. All right, well, I just like two.

514
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,620
Men I'm fine with, but they need to be completely focused on me. Sure.

515
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,820
When I'm the main event.

516
00:32:57,220 --> 00:33:00,790
Yeah, when you're also focused on each other and

517
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,750
that I. No, I don't like it. Oh, shoot.

518
00:33:04,990 --> 00:33:08,350
That's like live action porn for me. I know, but I don't

519
00:33:08,850 --> 00:33:11,670
watch a lot of that kind of porn. I either watch it where it's all

520
00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:14,590
about her or lesbian porn. Sure.

521
00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:17,630
Well, the rest of this is going to be real boring for Nicole then,

522
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:21,230
because it's basically just sex scene after sex scene after sex scene. Because then this

523
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:25,370
scene is a hot tub scene. In this scene, Emma has

524
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:29,810
to be a good girl and keep her hands to herself while the

525
00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:33,850
men play Derek sex Grayson's dick

526
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:38,170
until he comes. And then Emma rides Derek while Grayson

527
00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:42,010
goes down on both of them until they come. This where I was also for

528
00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:45,650
this scene. Like, this is for Amanda. This is for me.

529
00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:50,090
Yeah. She's, like, talking about Grayson, like, licking her pussy

530
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:53,870
while he also plays with Derek's balls. And I'm like,

531
00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:57,550
oh, my God. And he, like, licks so low that he

532
00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:01,790
also licks his cock that's inside her. Oh, my God. It is.

533
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:05,750
This book was written for me, Katie. Robert. Thank you. You could

534
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:10,190
dedicate it to me in the next printing. Everyone goes to shower, and Grayson

535
00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:13,870
and Emma voice what they've both been thinking that they want to keep Derek.

536
00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:17,870
Which, like, obviously, we get a brief scene between Derek and

537
00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:22,540
Emma when Grayson goes to figure out the flight details because a winter

538
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,660
storm has snowed them in. And then Emma convinces Derek to

539
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,300
let her suck his cock, and she does until he comes. And then they eat

540
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,980
a meal and they watch a movie, and Emma falls asleep, waking up to the

541
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,740
men making out, and they decide it's time we get a scene.

542
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,980
Every time I say we get a scene, take a shot.

543
00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:44,140
Honestly, this would be a fun game for this one. This is what we should

544
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,690
do the next time we go out. Because what going out with you.

545
00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:50,170
Yeah. Is like. You walk in and you're like, should we take a shot?

546
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:53,730
Oh, you missed a shot. Should we take another shot then, all together? Oh,

547
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:56,650
my God, you need a drink. Should we just get more shots?

548
00:34:56,890 --> 00:35:00,170
Okay, I don't. You don't need to call me out on the podcast.

549
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:03,570
All right. I'm a shot girly. I know. I was, like,

550
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:06,210
trying to figure out how I got so drunk on Halloween. Yeah. I'm like,

551
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:09,850
I really think I only had, like, five seltzers. Yeah. And somebody was

552
00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:13,210
like, yeah, but you had, like, 10 shots. Yeah. I was like,

553
00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:17,770
tracks. Yeah. I'm a shots girly. Look it. I will say it.

554
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:21,050
I have no shame about it. I am a woohoo girl.

555
00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:26,410
100%. That's me. I don't care. I realize it's annoying and

556
00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:30,170
you can't stop me. Well, I don't really specifically

557
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:34,730
remember where we were at with this scene, but they eat

558
00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:38,250
a meal, they watch a movie. Emma falls asleep, waking up to the men making

559
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,950
out. They decide that it's time. Somebody says it's time.

560
00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:46,110
I think it's Grayson. There's just been this buildup to, like, it's gonna

561
00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:49,470
happen. Emma is literally me.

562
00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:52,510
She's in the background, like, you guys should have sex. Yeah.

563
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:56,269
Yep. And then once they start, she's masturbating.

564
00:35:56,769 --> 00:35:58,510
Watching it, and she's like, you guys should do it again.

565
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:03,870
Literally the whole time, she's, like, mouthing to Grayson during all of these scenes.

566
00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:08,110
Like, do it. Yeah, Fuck him. That is so

567
00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:12,670
you. It is me. Every single time. She. That's your dream, too. It is

568
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:16,670
directing two people having sex. Oh, my God. I'd be so good at that.

569
00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:20,350
If you want somebody to direct your sex scene, you just hit me up.

570
00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:24,310
I got you. So Emma rides Derek while

571
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,030
Grayson. Derek. And then they all come. And then Derek freaks

572
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:32,190
out, leaves the room abruptly, and Emma decides to go after him. And Derek is

573
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,620
like, I'm gonna lose this. And word, this is could never work. And so

574
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,460
initially, he eats her out and then fucks her

575
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,620
from behind. And the whole time, they're, like, talking about the

576
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,859
potential relationship between the three of them, and they eventually Both go back

577
00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:53,100
to bed with Grayson, where Derek fucks Grayson while Emma

578
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,140
watches. And then Derek comes, and then Grayson fucks Emma.

579
00:36:57,540 --> 00:37:01,290
And despite that, Derek still doesn't

580
00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:04,450
trust that it can work between the three of them. And so they, like,

581
00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:07,610
leave the cabin on, like, a sad note.

582
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:11,130
I honestly, though, I don't blame Derek.

583
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:15,290
No offense. This happened so suddenly. And also, I do kind of have a

584
00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:19,210
problem with how quickly Emma and Grayson were just

585
00:37:19,710 --> 00:37:23,090
like, we're now a thruffle, and we've been married for

586
00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:26,890
seven years. We've never talked about this, but we are now going to

587
00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:29,930
invite another person into our marriage. We have not talked logistics.

588
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,890
It just felt a little too sudden. So I hear

589
00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:38,170
what you're saying. I disagree with you. I hear you. I disagree.

590
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:42,290
I hear you. I just think, like, it from the way that they describe this.

591
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:46,090
Derek has basically always been the third wheel in their relationship.

592
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:50,650
So it's basically like the. Like, the relational aspect

593
00:37:51,350 --> 00:37:55,390
of this throuple has always existed

594
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:59,510
because they do everything together. They're always together. Like, they go on vacation together

595
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:02,950
every year. They spend Christmas together every year. Like, all the things. And so it

596
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:06,710
was just kind of like a natural progression for them to just, like, have sex.

597
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:10,470
Like, we're already intimate friends.

598
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,830
Yeah, we've already said that. We love each other as friends.

599
00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:17,710
Sex just seems like the natural next step to that.

600
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:22,070
Anyways, the day has come for them to go home. Emma and Derek

601
00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:26,350
have one final angry, and then they part ways.

602
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:30,830
The couple tried to come to terms with, like, the loss that they feel

603
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:34,430
because they feel like a piece of their relationship is missing.

604
00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:38,430
New Year's Eve rolls around, and Derek shows up at Emma and Grayson's place ready

605
00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:41,950
to talk and wanting to make it work. And they agree, and they ring in

606
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:46,190
the new year with a scene. The trio make love. Derek fucking

607
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:49,870
Emma, Grayson fucking Derek. And they all come, and it's bliss. And that's the end

608
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,150
of the book. The end. It's your perfect ending to your perfect

609
00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:57,310
story. It really is. I didn't even read the last scene. I was like,

610
00:38:57,810 --> 00:39:00,870
I'm done. Oh, I know. I got the gist of it.

611
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:04,470
Yeah. I'm gonna keep this book in my

612
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:08,950
room. It's not going on the shelf. So this is a good one.

613
00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:12,770
It was different. I like how she writes. I feel like it's almost

614
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:17,690
like it's not as chaotic as, like, Trulini Pucci because

615
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,410
it's so well written. Sure. It's just not my story.

616
00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:24,450
I don't know. I hear you. That's okay. All right,

617
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:28,650
well, we've already done a little recap or our little synopsis

618
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:32,410
on Katie Robert. If you would like to learn more about them, you can go

619
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:36,230
on to their website. The website is beautifully

620
00:39:36,730 --> 00:39:39,950
organized. It's. There's so much information. They have so

621
00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:43,950
many books. Highly recommend. As an author, you can find us

622
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:47,990
on social media plotchartspod on

623
00:39:48,070 --> 00:39:52,950
pretty much all social medias at this point. You can find us online@booksletspodcast.com

624
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:56,670
because we still haven't changed that over. I'm gonna be really honest.

625
00:39:57,170 --> 00:40:00,390
It might not ever happen, so just get used to hearing that.

626
00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:03,830
But it links to all of our socials. If you'd like, we would love for

627
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:07,800
you to follow our smutty little podcast. We have to thank Paggle and Phoenix

628
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,840
for letting us use their hot room to record.

629
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,080
All right, well, let's jump into ratings. Spice level. All right,

630
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,760
so we changed the way that we do our ratings last time. So the

631
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:22,280
spice level is how revved up that we got from reading the book.

632
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,400
So I'm gonna give this a five. Yep. Yep.

633
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,080
I gave it a two. Oh, no.

634
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,600
It would have been a one if that one scene wouldn't have done it

635
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,700
for me so much. Sure. Spice frequency.

636
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:40,340
5. 5. This is a smutty book.

637
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,220
That's all this is. It's a smutty book. All the same. Nothing else.

638
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:47,740
Pros. I would give it a five. I think Judy Robert is a

639
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,140
good writer. Yeah. For what it was. It was so well written. This is the

640
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,540
best, like, smut, just pure smut that we've read. Yeah.

641
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:58,380
Storyline. Well, there isn't a storyline, so I'm going

642
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,150
to give it a two. Yeah, I gave it a one. I'm gonna give it

643
00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:04,350
a two. Because, like, I do, like, love the idea of, like,

644
00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,790
gifting your wife to your friend.

645
00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:13,950
Honestly, if that's what you're looking for. Overall. Overall,

646
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:17,790
I'm gonna give this book A5. I love that for you. I loved this book.

647
00:41:18,290 --> 00:41:20,910
Like, I will. I meant what I said. I am going to keep it on

648
00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:24,630
my nightstand. This will be a forever. But this is in the roster now.

649
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,680
I love that. And you picked this book. I did pick, and I picked the

650
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,920
next book. So let's see what I have to say about the next one.

651
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I gave this A2. I wouldn't read it again. Okay.

652
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So if we're doing indulge or abstain. I would abstain. I would indulge.

653
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:41,520
Yeah, Obviously. Yeah. If this is what you're looking for,

654
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by all means. Yeah. Like I would read this if Lucy Score wrote

655
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it with, like, just Lucian and Sloan. Sure. But it's

656
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just not for me. There's a scene in here where I

657
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can't remember who is in vaginally and who is in anally, but, like, one of

658
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the men is inside Emma vaginally, and one is inside Emma anally

659
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and asks him if he can feel him. Yeah.

660
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And it. I'm not kidding you this. If you like anything

661
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that I like, you're gonna love this book. It's so tasty.

662
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Yummy. Good. All right, well, thank you so much for joining us.

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Follow us on social media, let us know what else you think we should read,

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and we'll see you next time. I'm Amanda. And I'm Nicole. And we are

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Plot tarts. Bye.